I love that *this* is what you think about and care about when you just read a commentor’s story of abuse of her and her friend.

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

Can I use this to have a soapbox moment? The Slot needs to start churning out frequent political stuff since we don’t have Splinter anymore.

I am of the opinion if you shoot an unarmed civilian, even if they determine it was justified, you should no longer be able to carry a gun. Part of being a police officer is making judgement calls, and you made a bad one and it resulted in someone getting shot. If you don’t deserve to be fired, they can put you on a…

I suspect that the rest of the sites will soon follow splinter. If there’s one thing about this group of writers: they have an integrity to their stories that won’t put up with the management shifting their goals. They’ll find a way to state the reality of the situation even if they have to be circumspect about it.…

The best part is that, not only was Splinter taken down, but the only way to find this article now is via web search direct link because G/O took it off of all the sister sites where it was initially published.

This is about to unleash Kenny Powers-style chaos.

Thus began the Human-Zora War...

Sigh. I knew this day would come, I just thought ... I thought I’d have more time.

*takes shot of whiskey, lights cigarette and waits for the inevitable*

Because Elektra.

Relevant:

Since it looks like the writers aren’t allowed to post pieces addressing Splinter’s demise at all, I’d recommend re-reading Megan Greenwell’s farewell from six weeks ago where she savages the current leadership of the G/O Media network and their approach to running sites like these. https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/th…

Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

Sounds like you watched only the first VHS tape. Good choice. Never watch the second tape, cherish the sweet memories of below-deck car boning forever.

I feel like there’s a zero percent chance that she isn’t one of those types.

I have long believed that AZ is the meanest state in the nation. Even our mormons are pure evil. He’s probably one of the creeps that sits alone with teens asking about their sexual urges (a real thing that happens).

Me, reading the headline: I’ll bet this dick thought he was doing a service, putting babies in good Christian homes.

There’s only one way to find out the truth. Maltbrew, what’s your opinion on Rose Tico?

No, but your need to comment on it here makes me suspicious of your intentions.