Is there a single person out there that is surprised that Belichick wanted to keep Brown? Even one?

Ya my bad and now I cant edit it. Thanks Kinja!

Flensing?

People keep using the “emperor has no clothes” analogy for Trump.  I honestly wouldn’t be surprised at all if he’s literally naked on the East Lawn before all this is over.

Add another couple obstruction and threatening a witness charges to the ever growing pile of legal issues he’s in I guess.

You mean, this interview? Where he tears himself down? This one?

Yeah, you know what we used to do to traitors, right? *ahem*

Also, uhh, don’t laws protect whistleblowers from retaliation? Not that he knows that or cares, but still.

The fact that Eddie is vaguely embarrassed by it does make me feel better about him, though.

He’s gonna live-tweet his own heart attack and it is, quite frankly, going to own.

I like to think Trump isn’t getting any sleep, and that he’s like 1 or 2 days away from completely and totally losing it publicly. 

Is Stephen Canadian...?

Fuck this shit.

...school said in a statement that it would no longer allow random alumni to bring cannons to home football games...

My congressman just posted a long article about how impeachment is distracting from the real issues. And I thought “real issues like climate change, health care, stagnant wages, the administrations horrific immigration programs, inequality in all its forms, all things you don’t care about?”

This is definitely the first ever news story involving a sports radio host and a homophobic slur where the radio host is in the right.

Actually Ramsey didn’t. The Lyin’ media would have you think he did, but actually he did not! In fact, lots of people, and I know smart people. Tough people too. Some of the tou-some of the smartest people I know. Smart people, tough as nails. You don’t jus-You don’t just want a tough guy you know? They gotta be smart…

Literally 0. Someone who has access to the company account hates this guy, forgot they weren’t on their personal account, and used the company account to call him a fag.