What’s the harm in apologizing for something?

And not inside, out back.

“A Maine Maritime alumnus brought his own cannon to the game”

If you have a minute, I have six hundred questions based on this sentence fragment alone. 

I can’t wait for the Breitbart/etc. headline: “PARKLAND PARENTS ANTI-ISRAEL”

Although I guess it kind of makes sense that they want to make civilians responsible for their own safety, considering that they’re making it clear they don’t think the police should bear that responsibility.

Don’t forget Pence, who Trump already roped into this by telling everyone to ask him about the conversations yesterday.

The Feinberg article contains the following delightful paragraph: “According to the person behind the site, they’d already owned the domain—“It seemed funny enough to justify the $2 to register it,” they explained, which made sense to me—and had merely wanted to preserve the files once they appeared.” 

“but also to subsequently just randomly shoot everyone around you in response”

Which is usually the province of the NYPD anyway. 

“Biden’s own role in helping to get a corrupt Ukrainian prosecutor fired”

Agree that the other things listed are bad for Biden, but this part is good for him.

Think of the torture of having to live while knowing that you are Devin Fucking Nunes for another couple of decades up until that point.

Not even the slightest bit, since what Biden was pushing for was a less corrupt prosecutor, which would only serve to increase risk for his son.

Hopefully right before lowering the pillow onto his face.

I get it, though - what other choice do they have?  They hitched their mouthparts to Trump’s flanks so securely that they can’t just detach now and beg for mercy.  They know they’re forever tied to this irredeemable massive traitor.

“Unhinged Devin Nunes”

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Since you mentioned the Baby-Sitters Club books, I’ll add that my kids are hooked on the rest of Raina Telegemeier’s books as well, for largely the same reasons you state.  They’re really charming. 

Starring you ungreys him, but it’s worth it.

No, they should also cram their ears full of shit in addition to eating the shit and dying.

If by “seat” you mean “viscera” I’m right there with you.

I’m going to ungrey this dipshit right here who doesn’t actually know the first thing about what actually happened there, in order to make it easier for others to laugh at it.