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I’d like to congratulate Dunlap in advance for his soon-to-be-complete literal ownership of that station and all of its assets.

Then see above. The trick isn’t getting anyone with two brain cells to rub together to understand this one, it’s getting them to care that it’s wrong, which the question “should the President lean on foreign leaders to investigate his political rivals” and the extremely obvious answer make as easy as it’s possible to…

I’m not talking about Trump voters, to whom the mysterious workings of their own assholes are likely inscrutable and complicated, and who don’t care about anything wrong he does anyway.  For literally anyone smarter than that, this one’s incredibly easy: he leaned on a foreign power to help him in his 2020 campaign.

“The following contains spoilers for Untitled Goose Game.”

Jesus, what a weird age we live in, where a sentence like this is possible. 

How the fuck is this inscrutable, complicated, or obtuse, especially now that he’s (inadvertently) confirmed it? This is one of the easiest scandals possible.

Fucking awesome.

It wasn’t quite a cameo, but I have some friends (a married couple) who finally got to watch Interstellar, and part of the way through made a joke that when Dr. Mann showed up “it’ll probably be Matt Damon.”  They completely lost their shit when that turned out to be correct.

It seriously did.

Reading back through now, you definitely came the closest.  Winner!

What do you think now that the “transcript” has been released?

Jesus wept.

Happy trails!

I’ve never done the research and don’t plan to, but I’d have to guess that this was the first example of the surprise Matt Damon cameo that’s only become more and more frequent since.

I mean, what else could he possibly have to do?

From what I’ve heard, it’s much easier to score on Uranus.

BOOM ROASTED

Sanford getting the fast-food joint wrong makes the whole thing even more sad.

Did the principal really have someone go around to all of the restrooms at the start of each period to unlock them and then again at the end of each period to lock them again? Was this just not a very large school?

A disturbingly specific simile.

Under the guidance of Justice Kennedy’s son.