THE MAN
THE MYTH

I’d bet they’d take twice the distance for 1/11th of the defenders any time.

At least you can see where you get the flightiness!

Not by virtue of being more popular, they didn’t.

I like the part where even shitty trolls have to admit that “it’d be a toss up at best” rather than NO COLLUSION like they’ve always been on before.

I’m not sure either, but I am sure it’s out there.

They’re playing that game that the Simpson male family members played long ago, where they wear pots and pans on their heads and then crash into each other.

“Asst to the Manager”

It’s the little details like that you throw in that make this stuff golden. 

I think they’re alleging bad parents, not bad baby.

Sure - it was a bad not-baby.

Cor blimey!

You’d think so, but his ideological idol eventually did, so we’ll see.

I’ve long said that his story will eventually end alone in a bunker, contemplating a pistol.

I’ll just go ahead and repeat what I said, then.

True, maybe it’s a distance shot of Walt and Mike.

Hang on - you were drinking Jack & Coke as a freshman in high school with your buddy’s dad?

Rather than taking out your phone, just act like either a) you’re having a REALLY difficult time voiding whatever it is you came into the bathroom to void, or b) are REALLY enjoying voiding whatever it is you came into the bathroom to void.

LIKE YOUR MOM

If I’ve learned anything from watching TV during my four-plus decades on this Earth, it’s that doing as you suggest will inevitably attract the attention of a super-secret government agency tasked with suppressing freaks like you, ya freak.  So be careful out there.

I was never more proud of my nine-year-old kid than when she yelled from the bathroom “Daddy!  You have to come see how big this poop is!” And I did, and it was.  That’s a proud dad right there.