The Feinberg article contains the following delightful paragraph: “According to the person behind the site, they’d already owned the domain—“It seemed funny enough to justify the $2 to register it,” they explained, which made sense to me—and had merely wanted to preserve the files once they appeared.” 

“but also to subsequently just randomly shoot everyone around you in response”

Which is usually the province of the NYPD anyway. 

“Biden’s own role in helping to get a corrupt Ukrainian prosecutor fired”

Agree that the other things listed are bad for Biden, but this part is good for him.

Think of the torture of having to live while knowing that you are Devin Fucking Nunes for another couple of decades up until that point.

Not even the slightest bit, since what Biden was pushing for was a less corrupt prosecutor, which would only serve to increase risk for his son.

Hopefully right before lowering the pillow onto his face.

I get it, though - what other choice do they have?  They hitched their mouthparts to Trump’s flanks so securely that they can’t just detach now and beg for mercy.  They know they’re forever tied to this irredeemable massive traitor.

“Unhinged Devin Nunes”

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Since you mentioned the Baby-Sitters Club books, I’ll add that my kids are hooked on the rest of Raina Telegemeier’s books as well, for largely the same reasons you state.  They’re really charming. 

Starring you ungreys him, but it’s worth it.

No, they should also cram their ears full of shit in addition to eating the shit and dying.

If by “seat” you mean “viscera” I’m right there with you.

I’m going to ungrey this dipshit right here who doesn’t actually know the first thing about what actually happened there, in order to make it easier for others to laugh at it.

(yoink)

I’d like to congratulate Dunlap in advance for his soon-to-be-complete literal ownership of that station and all of its assets.

Then see above. The trick isn’t getting anyone with two brain cells to rub together to understand this one, it’s getting them to care that it’s wrong, which the question “should the President lean on foreign leaders to investigate his political rivals” and the extremely obvious answer make as easy as it’s possible to…

I’m not talking about Trump voters, to whom the mysterious workings of their own assholes are likely inscrutable and complicated, and who don’t care about anything wrong he does anyway.  For literally anyone smarter than that, this one’s incredibly easy: he leaned on a foreign power to help him in his 2020 campaign.

“The following contains spoilers for Untitled Goose Game.”

Jesus, what a weird age we live in, where a sentence like this is possible. 

How the fuck is this inscrutable, complicated, or obtuse, especially now that he’s (inadvertently) confirmed it? This is one of the easiest scandals possible.