NO SPOILERS ON THE ENDING, PEOPLE!

“Fox News is probably hoping he goes away soon.”

A curious statement, considering they’re the ones employing him. 

You can just say “Nicholas Cage impression”; the “raving” part is implied therein.

After reading all of this, is anyone other than me feeling really hungry for some steaks tonight?

“We could put up a sign reminding them that work makes them free!”

“Trump, arguably the dumbest president the U.S. has ever had”

I don’t see any reasonable path to arguing otherwise at this point - even with Dubya. 

Honestly, I’m legitimately impressed that a Trump thing managed to get an apostrophe correctly placed.

No, but I do think we should absolutely encourage all Trump supporters to save time and energy next November by staying home and textvoting from the comfort of their own couches.

Pence is definitely not aiming for anything *before* Christ.

That’s Hill Valley, you unrivaled monster.

For what it’s worth, having remembered liking the original Harbinger in the 90s, I did read the reboot, and it was pretty damn good.  

No one who has ever heard of Sony without working for them would ever think they’d learn from anything.

There’s something going on here where Howard sees himself as both DC’s greatest hero and Marvel’s greatest villain (in the non-Doom category) simultaneously, but fucked if I’m going to waste another brain cell on it.

I assume he’s referring to the fact that standing up and moving around is more physical work than sitting on a couch and moving only your thumbs and index fingers.

“Doctors in countries like the UK have to know a bit about everything and cannot specialize like doctors can here.”

Sure they can, and do, and what the fuck is this nonsense to begin with? 

I loved those books - they were such open expressions of Shatner’s ego.  If I’m remembering right, I’m pretty sure he had Kirk kick both Picard’s ass (plausible) and Worf’s ass (no fucking way) in that book.

I think it’s the hat doing that.  Take off that hat and leave that stache around and the whole thing falls apart.

The mustache was the only thing holding the evil at bay?  Interesting.  I’ll consider it.

Although it’s problematic to use in real life (so I don’t) the line “what can you say about that coat that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan” remains one of the most solid burns I’ve ever heard.