Honestly, “Abablama” rolls off the tongue just as well, and sounds even funnier.

We always told you life was gonna end this way (clap clap clap clap)

Trick question; obviously beets, or possibly Battlestar Galactica are best.

“The way I see it, waiting for at least a month or two is the least she can do if the actually loves her husband and enjoys him as a person.”

We also need to collectively get our terminology straight - One Day at a Time is a reboot; Fuller House is a sequel.

Chandler.  Come on, we all know it would have happened eventually.

(Hawk Harrelson huffs in absolute silence for a few minutes)

#keeppounding

I agree no need for a reboot (true for most reboots anyway), but I wouldn’t say no to a one-time reunion special.

Hurricane-wise it’s fine, but it’s still Alabama, so it’s hard to say if that’s a meaningful distinction.

Megalodon, obviously.

Yep - the reason I know what an isopod is and what I think of whenever coming across the word ever since.

Starring you ungreyed him, unfortunately, but it’s worth it.

Yeah, exactly - the suicide is effective both at the time it’s presented because of the immediate impact of a single phone call on a guy who has a very happy and successful life, and then it’s effective in retrospect after the rest of the story has shown his childhood and the trauma that made him immediately end his…

The good Dr. just barely beat you to it, but I’ll give you a star as well.

I’ve been seeing that since the very beginning, and goddamn if it isn’t still every bit as funny today as it was then.

I’ve gotten burned by that tendency of Kinja before as well, so it’s good to come out on top for once.

“I’ve heard some people say the book didn’t do enough to make readers care about Stan to where they would react over his suicide”

I think that’s a silly criticism, though, since the suicide happens early in the book, and the way the dual stories are presented we get the bulk of the character stuff afterward.   

Are your arms heavy as well?  Is there perhaps vomit on your sweater already - possibly Mom’s spaghetti?