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Betty White for sure, I bet she's a hoot to get stoned with. Even if she's not partaking. I love her....

Wow! I think you've described my allergy to tomatoes! I had no idea, but I cannot eat them raw without getting all itchy along my jaw, and some stomach distress. I can somehow eat small amounts of ketchup and tomato sauce, and it doesn't bother me as much, and I couldn't figure it out except to think processing the

Aren't all terrorists, by definition, mentally ill?

One of the best boyfriends I ever had used to let me pick and squeeze his back zits.

Were you ever sexually abused? It seems like the specific targeted areas could be a sign of stress about something that you might not be ready/able to deal with. Or are dealing with but it naturally causes some major anxiety.

I hear ya, I have the same issue, but have never pulled all my lashes out at once. I do get bald patches in my lash line. I sometimes fantasize about cutting the tapered ends so they're stiffer, and then pulling them all out, one by one.

I don't know you but I kinda want to come to your shower now..... Is it in AZ by any chance? I'll pay my own way... or maybe I can just be at the restaurant when it happens, enjoying that hot mess from a safe distance in case of any cheap-ass crappy-tipper launchings....

Can someone check on the dog please...... The expression on it's poor little face has me concerned.

".....and should it get that far I have a pretty awesome cock."

Bubby SugarHill - the Chuck Norris of Grandmas

OK, so you get a point for Tom Petty (a Petty Point!) but seriously, having a large ex-NY/NJ geriatric Jewish population does not really put FL in a better light.

It's the only time I love the fact that I live in AZ. Heat doesn't bother me, and after living my first 37 years in the icey hell that is southeastern PA in the winter, it's true bliss.

I miss chubby Zac, but I happen to like my men on the bigger side. He does look handsome now, but still..... I thought he was pretty cute when he was bigger. Like someone you'd want to hang out and get stoned with, and then listen to some good music and cook delicious food. Which is my second favorite thing to do with

You are right to an extent, once a person buys a garment, it's up to them how they wear it, but the thing is, some runway shows are clothing that is not really meant to be worn in public, it's more about artistic expression, some stuff is very over the top (like this) with no practical use. Very little chance this

How do you not know that, no, they are not designed to be worn with pants. I'm sure whatever stupid designer came up with this created the garment as complete as is. You know nothing about fashion. Designers are very particular about their designs being worn as they were designed to. Are these pieces ugly, stupid, and

OMG! She's having a vaseline related sezure! WTF!

".....I just can't understand strict rigidity when it comes to food, drink, service and fees...."

Nah, no biggie, you're probably just super picky and high maintenance in general. It's cool, you're not expecting anyone to do anything out of the ordinary.

It's a gif gift!

No, not weird, you're absolutely right, young children do not have the ability to mentally grasp a concept like "death is forever".