Clearly you’ve never watched “Sleeper”.

yes please

Dr. Bronners Castile Soap 4EVA!!

My mother won't let me brush my hair in her house, she says it gets between her toes when she's walking around and drives her nuts. At my house, the dog often ends up with my hair in her mouth (it sticks to her toys), and it makes her gag sometimes. She also occasionally has little poops hanging from her butt by one…

She’s got crazy eyes for sure. An adult would have seen that and known to steer clear.

Me too! I'm in my early 50s and my hair is pretty long, and I LOVE it, so screw anyone who thinks it's not cool to have long hair after a certain age.

So just out of curiosity - you never eat tuna salad, egg salad, potato salad?

Hitachi Magic Wand. Trust me on this...

Especially since that is the main purpose of the internet.

While it's totally unacceptable to poop in a place where people are swimming, it was a lake. A lot of pooping goes on in a lake.

That's definitely a reason to keep my windows open at night - I'd love to have a little owl visitor! I'd probably get my face ripped up trying to give it beaky kisses.....

Rabbits are not rodents, they are Lagomorphs. There are some subtle differences. I had a house rabbit for almost 10 years, he was a great pet and never chewed anything.

I do all of those things also. Without pants.

I have to go food shopping tomorrow and I'm totally getting bananas and Nutella!

I just ate a burger for lunch, from the deli across the street that is the only game in town where I work, and after about 3 bites, I noticed it has fucking mayo on it. UGH! I ate it anyway because I'm starving and can't leave my desk just now, but it was not good, I'm working hard at not puking now.

It happened to me with scallops when I was a kid. My mom made a dish that involved scallops on pasta, with what I can only describe as a "french dressing" type of sauce. I ate it and within an hour I puked. It could have been a bad one, or a stomach flu - who knows - but I didn't eat them ever again. Now in my…

YES!! That was so impressive! I wonder if he's single.... I might let him lasso me too...hehe...

Flashlight tag was the BEST!

Yes, those milk doors were super cool, I was so jealous of it! I remember asking my mom if we could knock a hole in our kitchen wall and get one. She said no, the big meanie!

I remember the milk man delivering to our front stoop, where we had a metal insulated box that he would put the milk bottles in. My friend's house had an actual cabinet built into the wall of the kitchen, with a door on either side, that the milk man would put the bottles in. I also remember the (Wonder)bread man,…