Nobody cares how many fucks you do or do not give.

Spanx are the worst! Any of that "shaping" stuff is, they only work if you're not too big to begin with. Honestly, if you're a bigger girl, they do not really flatter. I get rolls where the garment stops, and also the garment itself rolls down on me. Maybe I'm not getting the right size, but they are just horribly…

This video is so contrived it's laughable.

That sounds like a terrible experience, I'm sorry it played out that way for you. I'm glad you were able to manage things all by yourself, you're a strong woman.

Oh geez! That was killer. I hate having to silent cry at my desk, hoping nobody walks into my office in the next few minutes.

So get your MOIST CUDDLE PANTIES on, it's gonna be a fun night (or if you're with this guy, a fun mid-morning, apres scripture/prayer meeting, love making time!!!)

Hey, if celebate Catholic Priests can give marriage advice........ then I guess virgins can create online sex schools.

Haha! Love your take on this, and as a very short woman (5') I have to agree with your assessment.

When I was a kid, my mom bought "chocolate kisses" for our dog. They were delish! Mom was always surprised how much the dog loved them and how fast we went through a box. And I'm still here to talk about it, so don't tell me it's not for human consumption!

How did they taste? I've actually always been a bit curious about that.... They look delish!

I agree about the Hitachi! Best thing I ever bought myself..... and one cup of wine won't hurt anything at this point, so.......... wine and Hitachi time! Sounds like a party to me!!!

Your response is my favorite.....

Hey, lots of folks think diamonds are rare and worth the stupid amount of money they cost. Some people feel better if they pay a lot for something worthless. Americans in particular celebrate getting robbed.

Arizona is in peak snowbird/tourist season just now, so we may give Florida some serious competition... We have both our homegrown derpyness, plus the imported high quality derpyness. Gonna be hard to beat that!

Nothing to worry about, Tobias is a nevernude.....

This was in the early 70s. I developed very early, so at 14 I was more than ready to do the dirty..... It was in my bedroom while my parents were next door playing cards with the neighbors. It didn't hurt at all, pretty sure I broke my hymen years before (period at 11, using tampons). All and all not a bad…

UNfortunately???

HA! That was my favorite part too! I will be using it in future conversations involving the mouth part of your face.

Not to mention the massive amounts of pharma these old folks are on.... if young folks were on that amount of drugs you know they'd be busted for it. But it's ok, because a Dr. prescribed it to the old farts, so they can legally be wasted behind the wheel. I live in a town where snowbirds and tourists flood the…

That dog is my soulmate....