Cosby also miraculously recovered and didn’t seem to need any of his human seeing-eye dogs on the way out of the courthouse after the mistrial. The whole frailty thing was such bullshit.

*laughs in Spanish*

Same. Ron Swanson gets me.

We need Senator Tammy Duckworth to make a statement about this.

The optics of pulling people from their wheelchairs is simply staggering in its awfulness.

All these tabloids really need to get off Madonna’s jock and let her live her life. I commend her for going out there and getting as much young model dick as possible in the short space of time the Flying Spaghetti Monster allots to us.

That cute puppy is going to grow up to be a full-sized dog thst you’re going to have feed, walk, and clran up after for 18 years, Kim.

Always pay attention when ONTD announces a “POP MUSIC EMERGENCY”

lol the bandstand that used to rise out of the ground? They always had really clean-cut “rock groups” playing. I remember one band called “Rock, Pebbles, and Sand.” NO DIRTY HIPPIES FOR DISNEYLAND

It’s to remind yourself why you don’t want kids.

Not really.

It’s a disconnect from reality, its fun, its cheery, there’s nothing negative being thrown in your face, its pleasant and immaculately designed. The rides, while not thirlling, are fun. Being there with kids sucks, but being there on your own with a few adult friends is a good time.

The Mormon women I know tend to be very enthusiastic people, but they are sort of limited in what they get excited about. It’s generally something that doesn’t involve swearing, drinking, sex, or other more “adult” interests. A lot of them end up getting obsessed with Disney and it becomes almost a weird identity…

I just went for my 40th with some friends, and we all had a blast. I love amusement parks in general, and it was fun for all of us. I mean, I don’t get how millions of people enjoy going to baseball games, but they do. People like different things. There’s no need for explanation.

Yeah I’m talking about people who go regularly, and they don’t live nearby (they live here in TN) so it’s a pretty hefty pricetag every time. I’m like damn don’t you ever wanna like, go to the mountains or NYC or the beach or something? But then I remember: Let people enjoy things. Even if you don’t get it at all.

It’s impossible to explain. I live an hour from Disneyland and go there often because Mrs. iElvis loves it (she grew up nearby). I think it’s like hepatitis. Some people just get Disney in their bloodstream and never get rid of it.

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

I don’t know if it’s any consolation, but let’s not forget that the one who got the short end of the stick here was the bug.