Rollergurrrrl

6/11/19

I’m fine with people taking pictures of their food as long as it’s not all showy and doesn’t take more than 10 seconds. But don’t hold your fucking food up like you’ve just found the goddamn One Ring. This woman deserved it.

6/11/19

My advice? Keep all the details to yourself no matter how close or friendly you think you are with the person or how chill you think that person is. You’d be surprised at how much people give a shit about something that has literally zero impact on their own lives. It’s less about you and more about a lot of…

6/11/19

Isn’t lobster there as cheap as cigarettes in Virginia? She obviously got ripped off twice and yes...it was intentionally set up for the photo, hence the web site.

6/11/19

Yep. In-focus and with Maine Lighthouse background conveniently in-frame? Staged as fuck.

6/10/19

Yeah, I feel she kinda brought this one on herself. The seagull is the winged form of karmic justice in this instance.

6/10/19

The internet has jaded me into believing this wasn’t so much an “accident” as it was an attempt to get this exact photo.

Eating Ivar’s on the west-coast, you know what seagull’s do.

6/10/19

6/10/19

Asshole purchases lobster roll, hero seagull enacts rough justice

6/10/19

“I was out there for an hour waiting for that seagull to take the roll”

6/10/19

Lesson learned. Stop taking pictures of your fucking food. Just eat it.

6/6/19

I thought Brie Larson was really good in Room.

6/6/19

WILL SMITH.

6/6/19

Just the worst. He’s too in love with himself to be able to turn into a believable character. You just know he can’t pass a reflective surface without flirting with himself, and that shines through in every part he’s ever played. Which was ok in Top Gun and similar, but makes him unwatchable in the serious movies he's…

6/6/19

This is a list of people who have (presumably) not seen Leaving Las Vegas:

6/6/19

TOM CRUISE

6/6/19

Leonardo DiCaprio.

6/6/19

you forgot Tom Cruise

6/6/19

Yikes that billboard is embarrassing.

6/6/19

And naturally TWO articles on Jezebel perpetuate this imaginary slight.

8/22/17

yeah but you are in public - shouldn’t there be a minimum decorum level? if I dressed in gym clothes I would be embarrassed in this setting...and in turn I find all the slobs dressed like this to be embarrassing and gross. just my opinion but I can’t help it.