“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

#parentgoals

Some kids are smart.

That actually reminds me of something that happened here about 2 months back where I live. Some guys came over with a big TV and a PS1 at the local Yugioh card shop of all places, for no real reason, and started playing some old games. So I dust off my PS1 stuff box, discover a copy of Bushido Blade and head on…

Hell

“Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, but we can’t get Jon Bon Jovi anywhere near a helicopter?!?!?!” - Denis Leary

I think being married to DT would make anytime cocktail party time.

I’m pretty sure her “team” including her security whisked her away to safety, so even if she wanted to she probably couldn’t do anything directly. I don’t have any problem with that or with this benefit concert.

Not an Ariana Grande fan at all but that poor kid was so traumatized by what happened I’m sure she couldn’t think straight. I wouldn’t have expected her to go to the hospital and Piers Morgan is an asshole.

Fuck this piece of shit.

I hate him so much.

She was literally a victim too! Being famous doesn’t make her immune to trauma. Jesus Christ.

They used to say Marijuana would cause hallucinations

What’s with all the dudes without pictures on Match? I’m supposed to have a portrait of my face AND a full body shot so a man knows I have all my visible teeth and don’t weigh 400 pounds, but they think I want to jump on them, sight unseen?

I love that photo with her daughter, it’s mesmerizing. I also love that she looks like a real 60 year old woman in her solo shot.

Oh my goodness, that picture with Billie Lourd.

Oh no, I think that is a harbinger of who the third dragonrider will be..... it is known.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.