saraskates
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saraskates

I too, have no discernible talent and an aloof gaze. GIVE ME YOUR MONIES NOW!

If she doesn’t know who Kylie is, then anyone of us could be Kylie. Am...am I Kylie?

My favorite is on HHI when the couples are in Paris, looking for ‘European Charm(tm)“ but then are dismayed by wonky floors and small rooms.

I’m good with not knowing.

Has anyone ever had the experience of going on a package holiday and a bus picks up several parties at the airport and drops them to different hotels, and every now and again the bus pulls up to a particularly shabby accommodation where everyone holds their breath, wondering will their name be called to disembark

And she’s a kindergarten teacher.

One of the things I dislike most about Househunters International is they don’t go into enough detail about the house hunters. Couples who look around 40 who are retired and want a quieter lifestyle by the beach in Costa Rica. How? A 20-something who wants to experience Italian life so she ups and moves to Italy. How?

When I was sexually harassed at work, the reporting process was at least 5 times as traumatic as the actual harassment - and I had a trusted, personal relationship with the person to whom I had to report. In the end, I was told that I would not be informed of any disciplinary actions that were taken against my

Double sinks in the vanity and granite counter tops, too. Also a big closet so the wife on the show can joke, “well I know where all my stuff is going, but what about his?” yuk yuk

This is all of a piece. You need the open floor plan because you love to cook and you love to entertain. I love it when on House Hunters International couples looking for a place in some country where they don’t know anyone and don’t speak the native language talk about open floor plan/cooking/entertaining. Who,

Her wishes include hardwoods, lots of counterspace, neutral colors, a big yard, 4K+ sq feet, Seattle, walkability, and her budget is 7 million.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

#iseewhatyoudidthere

“Nobody knew that creating a music festival could be so complicated.”

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

I find this hysterical.

Would watch a whole episode of this mockery.