If you want to protect yourself from ‘pro-vaxx rage’ (LOL) and don’t want to announce your medical history, then you would shut up and wouldn’t announce on a public forum that you’re not getting vaxxed. Otherwise you’re just a troll looking to stir shit to give meaning to your sad little life. 

Yeah, sorry, I don’t give a shit about your feelings in the face of a public health crisis the likes of which we’ve never seen in our lifetime. Priorities.

to the surprise of no one the woman who “found” lady gagas dogs after the dognapping was in on it

So wealthy people are more comfortable sending their kids to daycare than poor people?

If there’s a bigger group of hypocrites and liars on this planet outside of religious folk, I’d like to know who they are?

God, Jezebel is so exhausting now. Are there any other feminist centered news sites around?  I’ve been reading this site for a decade but I can’t take how joyless it has become.  

It takes a lot of courage to resign after you’ve already done the thing. Instead of, you know, just not doing the thing.

The Joe Rogan Experience is goop for dudes.

“Why is she like this”

Kennedy pulled a “oh you like sports, name every player ever” and Abrams was like “Would you like that Alphabetically”

I cannot wait to be raw dogging some outside air

I don’t want to be united with those assholes and I don’t believe there is any way they will unite with us unless we walk all the way over to them. And, honestly, we’ve compromised enough (even before Trump.) It’s time for them to start walking left instead of going further and further right. Walk left or die.

Any superior that reviewed this tape and though Chauvin was fit to continue as an officer should be fired immediately.

Super stoked for the day I get the news alert that, “Derek Chauvin, Former Cop Convicted of Murdering George Floyd, Killed in Prison.”

“No one ever questions why Ann Coulter isn’t married and doesn’t have kids”

Power and the ultimate entitlement. What is more intrinsic to us all than our own names? Same reason they changed slaves’ names when they came to America, same reason they won’t honor folks’ chosen pronouns, same reason they hold onto the n-word so tightly...if you have the authority to determine the validity of…

Agreed, I think everyone has a right to be called whatever version of their name they want to be called. (Within reason. If you’re Mr. Jeffrey Smith and you demand that I call you, let’s say, Dr. Buttfuck McTitsqueeze, ehhh I might have some follow-up questions.)

Saving folks the click as this is too delicious!

If the next person doesn’t give the bear a sandwich and the bear mauls that person, it will be the bear who is killed, and not the idiot with the mushroom haircut in the video.  That’s not fair to the bear or the rest of society.