Chelsea and the Upper West Side are in the same borough. Good lord.

Exact same thing went through my mind when I read that.

YES.

Of course she won. She has those giant toe-thumbs. It’s like Michael Phelps’ wingspan/lungs or Secretariat’s heart.

Yeah, I really like mayonnaise, but I hate when I get a sandwich somewhere and they put so much that when I bite down, it oozes out the sides. Blech!

I like yours better.

Is Kourtney going through a midlife crisis? Granted, all I know about this heinous family I learned here, but I had the impression she was the most sane, the least shallow, the least thirsty of the group. But man, lately she’s giving Kylie a run for the money.

Oh, well I’m sure an Israeli court will be totes fair in its decision.

Now that you mention it, yeah -- doesn’t she flip houses for her side hustle? You’d think she’d have two or three in the wings if necessary.

I just wanted to say that I am impressed as hell with this. Great job!

YES. I get so frustrated to see my friends still entertain these people on their FB pages, trying to talk some sense into them. If it hasn’t happened in five years (or 50, as the case may be), it’s not going to. They’re shitty people. Cut your losses! Ugh, one guy originally from...Alabama? I think, had people from…

Hah! I was expecting the Fudd-esque hat with earflaps!

Not crazy about the song, but I love the video’s echoes of “No Scrubs” and “Scream.”

When I read “blessedly short” I’m pretty sure I snorted.

That’s what the cops are *reporting* they found. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Kris Jenner’s advice to Kim is to put the kids first. Well, duh! Who else are you going to exploit and commercialize to keep yourself relevant as you age??

Thanks for doing the work for me! <3 Yeah, I don’t get this blog anymore. People who are certifiable assholes get uncritical (if not fawning) coverage all the time, but decent people with “issues” are just eviscerated. WTF??

Maybe I’m weird, but “more syrupy, like regular” is NOT a selling point for me. I don’t like “syrupy”!

“It sounds amazing.”

I’m not watching 8 minutes of Amanda Seyfried. Anyone have a transcript? Summary?