Kylie, if you think that dude is hot you should move to Boston. Every finance dork in South Boston looks like that guy. 

Is he that hot? He looks like a Lord of the Rings elf.

Just listen to Amy Winehouse’s albums.  I honestly think that’s the only respectful way to celebrate her.

Saw that Amy Winehouse shit and was like ‘Fuck whoever greenlit this shit’.  Fucking industry ghouls....

“I’ve never been to IN-N-OUT before (I know, what an asshole;), but when my lovely ladies @laurenhashianofficial & @simonegjohnson wanted late night grub, I happily obliged and pulled in the drive thru.” The women he tagged are seemingly In-N-Out employees who served him

I’ve reluctantly concluded that fighting Gen X erasure around here is a fool’s errand.

“Alluding.”  Please.

“which is neither here nor there but certainly noteworthy”

For as much as Jezebel drags him, I wouldn't even know who he is if it weren't for this site.

My friend, I can’t begin to explain how often a truncated version of this runs through my head every day.

Barbie’s Death House additional safety concerns: Does the pool slide require a fated Evel Knievel style leap over the pool’s cement hot tub?

Who?

#NotADragQueen

hunk·y

Mona

Matt? Is that you, Matt Damon?? What are you doing here?

Well, now people can bully her with a clear conscience. Jesus Christ.

Fuck off, Kate Hudson. 

Uh… asking why they were mean to her and then following it up with “I wasn’t even fucking fat” is not a good look. So it would have been okay for them to be mean to her if she WAS fat? The awful bullying was not okay, but she’s just reinforcing the fatphobia underlying it with her comments here.

Like looking like Lenny is a BAD thing???