Please do not compare that horrible person to legend Jennifer Coolidge. Jennifer can do her facial expressions to the T.

That first thread is *chef’s kiss*

I appreciate that Rudy is doing his best to break us from that stereotype that lawyers are super smart and hardworking, kind of like how Ben Carson and Rand Paul do for doctors.

She really is so strange looking, isn’t she?  I do not see the appeal.  

I want bipartisan legislation.  But I don’t see that happening in today’s political climate.  Any legislation with a hint of what the Democrats want, will be rejected by Republicans.  Look at the way current votes are.  Obama tried the bipartisan path.  I can appreciate that.  It didn’t work with the party of NO. …

Are Democrats making noise about this? Because if they aren’t they should be. How many Republicans ran - and won - on creating rifts between Democrats and Progressives?

Yeah, I don’t blame anyone for having a nanny if they have the resources to have a nanny, I just don’t want to hear them talk about how having kids is exhausting.

Fuck them all. They don’t get credit for being weak about it. They want the history books to treat them well because they didn't agree. Double fuck them. 

The problem with this analogy - one I’ve used on countless occasions - is that Charlie Brown never goes over and kicks the shit out of Lucy. Lucy knows this, so she never lets Charlie Brown kick the football.

Have a Merry Derelict Spaceship on Reserve Power With an Alien Silently Hunting the Remaining Crew Christmas!

We seriously need to find a way to undo the dark magic that’s keeping mcconnell’s zombified remains intact.

I’ve always agreed that democrats should respond, not react. However, we never seem to get our response.

no one hates old people

“Moderate” Dems, in a real country that would be members of a far right party. The Blue Dogs are the middle management guys who turn off the fire hose half way when a building is on fire because it’ll hurt the feelings of the pyromaniac (the Republicans here) who started it.

I’ve only every heard everyone imply that.

I want him to die, not out of spite, but because I want to see how the old man reacts.

... thus furthering the “see, everyone gets it, and it’s no big deal” narrative. One of these fuckers needs to be intubated ...

Is it wrong of me to hope he dies, or at least ends up on a ventilator? With the exception of Herman Cain, all these Trump admin people get it, and seem to fine, include Trump himself. It’s not fair.

Don’t get too excited, he’s going to be just fine. Evil seems to produce some kind of resistance to this shit.

I actually make a taco casserole that’s sort of similar to this. Layer corn chips, taco meat, refried beans, and cheese in a loaf pan and bake, then top with shredded lettuce, salsa, and sour cream.