Is the “orange” maybe just a color description? Because yeah, orange + dairy works only in Creamsicles!

Not in American English, where the “h” is pronounced.

It’s stunning. Mind-blowing. No known adjectives suffice, really, to describe his ... well, everything.

I remember a story about a reporter getting a tour of his private jet, and he pointed out the Renoir (I think) that he had in it. A real one! But the reporter said no, the real one is hanging in a museum in [reporter’s hometown or something]. And Drumpf denied, denied, denied. He’s completely insane.

“Toe crotch” is the best thing I’ve read today.

Most middle of the road Democratic voters will vote for whoever the Democratic candidate is. That’s not the issue.

Yeah, even Ivanka’s plastic restructuring couldn’t completely get rid of it. Sad!

I’d be willing to be that Ptomaine Lasagna sends him dirty PMs every day. Probably Ann Coulter, too.

Thank you. <3 <3 I’m sorry you had to deal with it as well.

McConnell’s shoulder is okay. Hm.

I have one too! My “office chair” is horrible, but I don’t have room for a nice one, so the Purple saved my ass (literally). I had been buying those square “sit on the floor” cushion/pillow things, but they compressed and were flattened within a couple months. The Purple one is several years old now and still going…

Forgive me if I’m skeptical that 31-year-old Brian Austin Green was like, “Ugh, no, 18-year-old Megan Fox, GO AWAY.” Heck, I find it hard to believe that she was even the one in pursuit, but OK.

Oh, ugh, yes, that too!

Yeah, that jumped out at me, because those of us outside the US can’t access the site. Luckily, today none of those stories particularly interest me.

I don’t know if this is what the movie is about, but Satanic panic in the 80s was when everyone was freaking out about Satan worshippers kidnapping their blond, blue-eyed babies to sacrifice to the Dark Lord, and day care centers got shut down and operators prosecuted. (Sexual abuse alleged, too, I believe?) I think…

He has three kids. Maybe someone should call the cops?

I’m usually semi-OK with being single, but then I read something like this and REALLY NEED a husband so I can do this to him! Hahahahaha!

I used to work there, many years ago. I was proud of that, at the time. Now I’m damn glad I don’t, and I won’t give them a dime. They figured out the private browser thing, so now I just read elsewhere.

Haha, yeah, when I read that I thought, “This guy probably doesn’t know a chignon from the folded-over ponytail I put my hair in when cleaning.”

What is this from? It sounds fun!