Let’s scroll back to NewsRadio and spare the poor bugs.

Really? It’s hard to imagine that Naomi freakin’ Campbell and freakin’ Madonna might be difficult? I’d find it ridiculous to hear that they were totally cool, down to earth, just-like-us folks. That ain’t sexism, that’s decades of stories about them.

I feel about people who bring up Chicago when it comes to guns the same way I feel about those who bring up Venezuela when it comes to “socialism” (i.e. programs that help most people). They are goddamn fucking morons and the planet would be better off without them.

We called it “liberating” them. I kinda sucked in my 20s.

THIS THIS THIS THIS! When anyone starts trash-talking antidepressants around me, I shut it down quickly by pointing out that without them, I -- or, quite possibly, other people (my anger ratchets up when I’m untreated) -- would be dead. I’m glad you’re here. <3

David Geffen.

I was gonna ask about that!

Do we really think she and her daddy had no idea? Spoiler alert: I do not.

This is the best thing about Cats. Dave did this on and off for years. (Sorry, I can’t find video where he continued with the first verse, “...downstairs by the furnace, while birdies are cheeping.”)

Yeah, I was thinking we should get the logs of who did that and use it as the basis for the first stage of The Purge.

HE IS NOT.

Hahaha! I call them Gravel and Burlap! Nice!

I edit romance novels, and they absolutely infuriate me. The option of abortion is NEVER mentioned, even if, say, the heroine gets knocked up by a stranger in a mask in a closet at a costume party. No idea who he is! But no, as soon as she pees on the stick, she is madly in love with the clump of cells inside her.…

I’m talking about the fact-checker who sent Anna privileged communications and wanted it off the record, but Anna used it anyway, probably getting the f-c in trouble. Your comment makes sense only if you thought I was talking about a different f-c. (As best as I can tell.)

Well, it’s a very long article with quite a lot of little BS hair-splitting non-justifications, and I try to keep my comments here short. Just one example was “the Globe didn’t say it was factually weak, they said it was too weak without a certain level of corroboration”...WTF is the difference? There is none. And…

Hmm.

I live in Europe, so I don’t have a driver’s license. (I have one from here, but they look really fake.) One time, around age 40, when I was back in my hometown, I wanted to buy a 12-pack of beer at a 7-11, using my passport — FEDERAL ID! — and the dude wouldn’t accept it. Granted, I’m from one of the bottom 5 states…

LOL @ Goop talking about being put in a box

I wish lawmakers would work harder on making adoption easier and cheaper. There will still always be selfish egotists who need “mini-me”s and think their DNA is important it needs to be duplicated, but at least then they can’t use the excuse that adoption is too haaaaaard. There are too damn many people on earth…

Thank you for doing the work so I don’t have to. :D