This only reminds me of the commenter who always posted Sebastian Stan gifs. I can’t remember her name, but I liked her. Where did she go? I hate change!

I’d like to rid the planet of half of the humans here. It would be SUPER great if they were all bigoted douchebags like you, but hey, I’ll take what I can get. “White genocide”...LOL you’re a special kind of dumb!

They’ve edited it to “I’m Coming Out.”

They’ve edited it to “I’m Coming Out.”

She was there.

“Historically [my] relationship with animals has” SUCKED. Hope he’s better to the denizens of his farm than he and Anna were to their cat or dog (the two we know of).

I will watch the hell out of this. I don’t have an empty nest, but I’m 48, and I’m, er, ready for a rebirth, I think.

Looking that movie up immediately!

I think the Great Orange One himself might be here!

OMG, that’s why *I* read “Lolita”! Nabakov ended up being one of my favorite authors, so, thanks Sting et al.!

My mom is my best friend, and I can’t imagine life without her. I’ve told her I want to go before she does, and then she’s all NOOO! That can’t happen! So I proposed a Thelma-and-Louise scenario. She wasn’t down with that, either.

Can we stop kissing the ass of this piece of trash now???

Well, the number of times I’ve thrown up from drinking too much beer is...innumerable. And yet!

Hahaha! (I hope it’s OK that I’m laughing now, years later.) I was “training” a new drinker and we went to a party one night. She was drinking some kind of punch, or maybe strawberry daiquiris or something, and the next morning (before church with her family) when she threw up she thought she was dying. Thankfully she…

It could have been a scene in a movie (though I haven’t seen it), but it definitely happened to me, too.

OMG, I’ve had some pretty foul puking incidents, but out your NOSE?! Good god.

I used to like Apple Jacks. I had my last bowl in junior high. (They were only one color then.) I had breakfast, went to school, and then, during the “milling around talking to your friends” period before homeroom, I felt violently ill and ran out of the building with my hand over my mouth. I made it outside and puked…

I’m a fat woman, and would never join a gym for similar reasons. But in the last city I lived in in the US (I now live in Paris, where there’s no fucking way I’m going to a gym), my doctor referred me to a gym affiliated with the hospital/health center, and you could only join if you worked there or were referred by a…

I first spent three months in France for work in 2003, and raved to all concerned about Reblochon. My Americans-living-in-France coworkers had never heard of it. Then I moved to France, raved about it to French people — they had no idea what I was talking about. WTF??? Reblochon is my favorite soft cheese; Cantal is…

Ooh, I used to get a five-topping (whatever you wanted) pizza from my local place and ALWAYS included ricotta in the toppings. SO GOOD.