Ooh, you gave me an idea. Fake investment advisers. “Sorry, your millions are now worth $38.52.” LOLOLOL!

I don’t even remember that scene, but starred for Doug Judy!

Um, hello, he’s well-educated.

She’d kind of have to be to put up with him, don’t you think? (And vice versa.) At least, seems that if one partner is fastidious and the other is a stinky slob, it’s not going to last. ... Oh, wait...

I work from home and (voluntarily) don’t interact with people much. So sometimes when I don’t feel like showering, I just use baby wipes in strategic places. I’ve always called these my “Brad Pitt showers.”

Did you read the actual article text? It calls them “massive”! And, I mean, his biceps are fine...but massive they ain’t. “Jared” must be a stick figure.

Agree!

Holy shit. I know people who basically say this exact same stuff. Nicely done. (And sad.) 

There should be a little arrow on the right side of the picture. Click to see the others. That’s how Instagram does multi-picture posts.

Very glad you’re OK. You’re one of my favorites! Please take extra good care of yourself! Even cats only have nine.

I’d like to thank you for not once using “pro-life” in this piece. I’ve mentioned this on a dozen Jezebel pieces over the years, begging writers not to give anti-choicers that language, which they coined to sound “compassionate.” Nice to see language IS important to some.

I appreciate your optimism, but I emailed the head editor (I think — Julianne, with the hyphenated name?), and she ignored me. It was deliberate. Since the current kinja system, with the graying, that’s been the favorite tool of writers who can’t handle criticism (even if it’s sitewide, not personal, criticism, like…

I’ve been an atheist since I was like 11 or something, but if I hadn’t already been, the fact that my dad (a dick, but only to those closest to him) died at 64 and these world-destroying shitbags (Drumpf and McConnell in particular) are ruining everything well into their 70s would certainly convert me. No karma, no…

Thank you for starting this thread. I was grayed, even though I’ve been on GMG since most of the current Jez writers were in elementary school, because I finally snapped and went off on YET ANOTHER article about this piece of trash. There were like three that day alone. The author (I assume) grayed me. I don’t click…

Obligatory:

I somehow misread Ana Gasteyer’s record as a “Christian” album, then was taken aback by the title, “Sugar and Booze.” Ohhhhh. CHRISTMAS album. That makes way more sense!

My first thought.

Regardless of the other issues, how can it possibly be legal/enforced if most members never see it? That sounds fraudulent.

I read this article solely because of the byline. <3