Oh my god, that’s awful. I’m so sorry you had to go through that.

I was thinking about Spy while reading this article! SO great.

It can be movie theaters, too. Granted, I’m in Europe, and I think everything here is a bit smaller. But once I had two Groupons to movies, which I was going to use in the same day, same cineplex. Went to first movie, was fine. Went to second movie, two floors up, couldn’t fit in the seat, had to leave. I was really…

I don’t really have anything to add, except that I’m going to get the 30-day trial to Netflix to watch Dumplin’ over my holiday break. Really enjoyed this article, though. And I might have to hunt down Full Bodied Charmer. :)

Right? That’s exactly what I was thinking! My whole apartment (tiny, so not that big a deal) is a disaster. Every time I think I’m going to do something, I get overwhelmed and then just fuck around on the internet. Like, oh, now.

Also missing, for the second year in a row: their kid. Where the hell is Barron? Is he even still alive?

Shhhh! I got grayed for bitching about Jez’s love for her. Disgusting.

A friend of mine was stressed about turning 50 this year, so my gift to her was a string of comments on FB that were just pictures of right-wingers and their ages. Every single one of them could have been 10-20 years older than their given age. (And they all looked older than my friend...the only one who actually was…

THIRTY-THREE. (Spelled out for emphasis.)

Wow, really? That one slipped past me. Nicole is (or was) apparently much cooler than I thought!

Any of them, as long as it’s not every day, several times a day, and they have marginal talent and might be nice-ish. Even the Kartrashians usually only get one piece a day, and while stupid and shallow and useless, most of them aren’t flat-out assholes. Even Jezebel’s initial (unfounded) adoration of Lena Dunham…

Teens like Pentatonix? Wow. I didn’t see that coming.

Well, don’t ever say that publicly on here. I’m gray now. Been on this site since before there were stars (not that anyone even remembers that, it was so long ago), before ANY of the writers were here. God forbid anyone criticize their trash goddess.

That’s how I heard it! Then again, I didn’t even realize Gryla had human children. I was totally focused on the cat. (Yes, I am a crazy cat lady, don’t @ me.)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHEN IS JEZEBEL GOING TO STOP COVERING THIS GARBAGE PERSON? And no, I didn’t read the fucking article; I scrolled down directly to write this. I wouldn’t even know who this hack was if it weren’t for Jez shoving her down my throat all day, every day. It’s been 15 minutes, and her “talent” isn’t…

Everyone here seems to really like her, but a few years ago, I bought her book for me and for my mom for Christmas, and our goal was to each read the book and de-clutter in the new year. (Via frequent phone consultations; we’re on separate continents.) Well, Mom made it to the happy socks and thought it was stupid. I…

This piece would have been good, except DSA isn’t Communist/Russian (“comrades”? really?). As if we need more of that stupid bullshit circulating. Maybe you should have asked him to say it from Venezuela.

I have an aunt who is about Pelosi’s age, and that’s all I ever heard her call it. And when she got mad, she’d say, “Oh, S!” (Instead of shit, she said the letter. Though maybe that was just when children were around?)

Well, I’ve already volunteered to be Drumpf’s chief of staff, but I’ll probably have been fired by then. So OK (*sigh*), I’ll do the Oscars too. The sacrifices I make for you people!

Oh, gosh, potato chips are my biggest weakness. I can portion out sweet stuff just fine, even ice cream (my favorite). But I am helpless in the face of potato chips!