Ah, OK, thanks. I guess I missed that somehow.

Hmmm. Maybe. I still enjoy Cocoa Puffs, though! :) 

That definitely might be part of it. I hated dark chocolate as a kid, and now I love it and can barely stand milk chocolate (and only in, say Reese’s Cup form, never plain).

My cookie dough tastes have changed a lot over the years. Talking about chocolate chip cookie dough specifically, I loved it as a kid. As a teen, I worked at Baskin-Robbins, and would occasionally pick hunks of dough out of the cookie dough ice cream to eat. But then, by my late 20s and into my 30s, I’d buy premade…

Such a trash family.

Oh, does somebody? I thought they were practically teetotalers. Surprised it hasn’t turned into a major multi-season story line. (I don’t watch, so maybe it has, but surely I’d have read about it here. Rob had some issue, but that was mental health, right?) 

She probably wishes one would have one. Can you imagine the RATINGS?!?

Did you read the article? The one thing that could make a difference is a very personal action: don’t have so many fucking children. (Better: don’t have any.) But that is a taboo suggestion and people get outraged when you even mention it, even though it is abundantly clear that overpopulation is causing like 90% of…

Yeah, I loudly yelled, alone in my apartment, “Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!” at that stupid line.

Exactly what I was thinking. Surely a “hollywood legend” should be able to memorize a handful of lines, even if it’s only in the time it takes them to put those fake jaws on him!

Good luck! Hope your strategy holds out for a long time!

Excellent! Thanks for the idea -- I’ll add it to the list!

Easily solved: don’t have kids!

Goddamn, I’m glad my apartment is too small for houseguests.

Drunk people hit on other people every day, in every bar, at every party. If she said no and he got physical or became an asshole, that’s something. If he was groping her, that’s something. But hitting on her when she wasn’t interested? That’s nothing. That’s a guy misreading the room. (And women can do it too. I…

So this latest allegation: he hit on someone at a party when he was drunk. The newspapers of America don’t have enough ink and paper to cover all the stories of that happening to me. This is like that Franken pile-on-er who said he touched her waist during a photo: total bullshit. (Amet might have a real complaint. The…

Exactly what I was thinking. I used to work near a Ben & Jerry’s, and on Free Ice Cream Day there was a constant line out the door and up the block. People were probably waiting at least half an hour (including some well-paid people from my own office). Like, really? I’d rather pay the $4 or whatever and get in and…

Bonnie probably isn’t going to happen, not at this late date, but I wish she would. I love her. She was one of my favorite regular Letterman guests.

I haven’t paid much attention to the videos, but I don’t listen to her exactly because of the enunciation thing. Her voice is fine, her songs are the peppy kind of pop stuff I like to work out to, but the fact that I can’t understand a word she’s saying is just too much.

I hate them. Locking children up in cages = A-OK. A “dirty word” = gasp! Sinful!