I love love love her. And hearing her curse, I love her even more. If I were a public figure, I’d be apologizing hourly for “letting something slip.” My mom has long given up sighing offended-ly when I unleash a barrage of F-bombs.

I never gave it much thought, but I just saw (in the last couple days or so) the explanation of how she wants it, but knows that it’s not acceptable in society for her to want it. And TBH, that’s how I always felt about “Blurred Lines.” And “Blame It on the Alcohol.” So I think that’s legit. Maybe it’s just because…

Hahaha! I love them!

I don’t know — or care — who he is, but one of my FB friends is always raving about him, posting articles about his latest “quirkiness.” She even said that for other people, his behavior would be too try-hard, but it’s just who he is. From glancing at the articles she’s posted, I’m pretty sure he’s really, really,…

They don’t have “whomsoever should part these legs, if they be worthy, shall have the power of Score” embroidered on their underwear.

40% of cops kill unarmed black people, rape women, and/or murder family pets (10,000 per year). 55% of cops cover for these assholes. 5% try to whistleblow and are fired.

Careful! I once commented that some alleged teenager looked 30 and people went fucking NUTS.

Well, there’s that one passage in Numbers where God tells suspicious jealous dudes to take their property wives to the local priest to whip up a concoction and make them drink it, so they will miscarry. (In case the fetus isn’t the husband’s.)

Arquette, 47, is a former WCW champion

Since “bhad” is “bad,” then I’ve decided I’m going to pronounce it “bad babby,” for consistency. Because I hate her. (For the record, I don’t actually foresee ever having a conversation about her, but just in case, I’m ready.)

Yes! And add Taco Bell, too. I love Taco Bell and I am unashamed!

Ooh, was that the one where you could have all the cabbage soup you wanted? I tried that one a few times. I’m not sure I ever made it past day two. How are you gonna eat vegetables for breakfast?!?

I believe women...until something like this happens:

OK, I searched the hashtag and I still don’t get it (the hashtag/his answer...I get the AG thing). What is #TwitterTest4Twits?

This isn’t something I’ve paid attention to, because I always get cartoon Band-Aids (yes, I’m 48, so what?). But I assumed this would have been mainstream AGES ago! I remember seeing a newspaper comic probably in the early 1980s where Frankenstein’s monster is upset that “flesh-colored” bandages don’t work for him. (’C…

The only adults I remember anyone saying showed their ass were usually “the drunk uncle” and his ilk. But yep, a couple of long, tense car rides (preceded by “Wait till we get home...”) and the ensuing spankings, and my ass was well-covered.

You didn’t ask me, but I’ll chime in anyway. I’m 48, grew up in W.Va., and “showing your ass” while out in public with my parents (especially Dad) was basically the worst offense you could commit. After reading your comment, though, I realize that I haven’t heard it in ages, either.

It came at the end of the show -- scroll down the link provided and the punch is in a separate video. (I was pissed because I, too, wanted to see the punch. Can’t believe I wasted six minutes of my life...)

It’s the only time I’ve ever thought Joe (or any Jonas) was remotely cute!