Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave... in order to get away from the gropey Katy Perry.

She built her image around being an aggressively sexual, party-girl. It’s sad that this happened, but also very on brand for her. It’s a little odd to me that she’s sometimes championed as a progressive or even feminist figure when her work seems at best banal and at worst, fairly exploitative. But I’m just musing and…

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

This is not me being a dick, and yes I have googled it.

Doesn’t he just ask sex questions? I fail to see how that makes him a good interviewer.

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Her appearance this week on The Howard Stern Show did her no favors, nor did Stern’s usual series of banal, addled interview questions. (Seriously, how is HS’s rep as the greatest interviewer of all time even a thing? He asks the same bullshit over and over.) She came off a empty, shallow, dumb, spoiled, and super out…

If there is a God, I hope he says “citations needed” when Osteen stands to account for himself.

Yes, all that. I do not consider what they do entertaining at all.
Danger for it’s own sake? Why pursue a useful job like firefighting, structural iron work or even window washing, or some other dangerous but very necessary occupation?

A few also noted that the city had required both Wallendas to wear safety harnesses

I was just trading in cheap stereotypes for shits and giggles. Mostly shits in this case.

To add another layer of fun, imagine this being read by Bill Hader impersonating Keith Morrison.

“But it wasn’t paradise at all.”

And the fact that she’s a ‘social media expert’ kind of proves she knew what she was doing.

‘How dare you take action against me when i did somehing shitty. This is completely unaccepatble, now people know I’m a piece of shit.’

Yea, it seems like it would have been easier for her to just file a complaint. If the Metro workers really are as strict about enforcing the “no eating” policy on riders as people claim, then yea, they should absolutely have to abide by that rule, too. Of course, the Metro should also give it’s employees breaks long…

Tynes ruined her own reputation. She could have used official complaint channels but instead wanted to put the worker on blast with social media and it backfired.

An honest broker would look at and compare each candidates policies.

Can I also point out how pissed I am that if you look up BDE, Pete Davidson comes up in the results?

That commercial sounds hilariously messed up. How about a new one with Wayne LaPierre watching a school shooting on tv, then he wire transfers some money to a gun lobbyist and pours himself a nice mug of Horlicks.