Why are you even writing about these assholes?

An uneducated, narcissistic, Disney child-star writes a poorly edited jumble of musings, and we’re supposed to want to read it? Why?

I'd date both of them, together or separately.  😎

The Jonas brothers had a tv show? I didn’t know that. I also couldn’t name a single song of theirs. Why are these people significant? Come on, Jezebel, wtf? 

I think he should wear his Mr. Magoo round spectacles to prison. Nothing says “gangsta” more than fake spectacles, like his hair, which, by the way, is bleached a Milo Yiannopoulos yellow.

I’m glad to see CBF is okay after all she’s endured. She really should be Time’s Person of the Year; she's a righteous babe!

Who gives a flyin’ fuck about these people? I have an app that filters out any mention of Kardashians. Now I need an app that filters out the Hadids.

She loathes his touch. This is disturbing.

My choice for his end would be a slow death at the jaws of wild badgers after he was duct-taped naked to a tree in the forest, and being doused in barbecue sauce.

Before I even knew he had been a member of a fraternity, I’d categorized him as a 50 something year old frat boy. White frat boys are notoriously arrogant and sexist, and usually racist, too.

Ha!

The road to Gilead is paved with dissenters. I’m not feeling very optimistic.

She’s a narcissist and a sociopath. The Steve Jobs impersonation was embarrassing to watch. She seems to possess an epic lack of self-awareness. I’m amazed at the number of investors who were so easily duped by her. 

You need it now because the promo won’t last forever, and because who doesn’t enjoy a break from paying retail.

Decency and civility are becoming a lost art in this country.  I'll settle for as much as I can find, too.  

Mayonaisse is devil's semen.

You weren’t a minor, though, so I'm not sure it's relevant to this situation.

I think Argento needs to remove herself from the #MeToo movement. We really need all the credibility we can get.

Her tweet regarding putting Bennet in her next film sounds like every other Hollywood player who claims: “Hey Kid!  I’m going to make you a STAR!” The entire quasi-incestuous act of betrayal and exploitation is pretty disturbing.

Your final sentence completely discredits your previous ones.  Fonda did no such thing.