...Lemongrab?

Kylie Jenner.

First Czolgosz, now Obama.

Has anyone worked so hard to look like a 40 year old trying to look like a 21 year old?

I don’t think you can fart if you don’t have a belly button.

Anna, i’m sure you don’t need us telling you this, but please just be careful. I think we’ve gotten to the point where Trump’s candidacy has gone from joke to something scary. His hate filled rhetoric has already incited the beating of a homeless Latino man in Boston. Who knows where it will end. You do great work…

When Europeans got to Africa, they had the Bible and the Afircans had the land. A couple hundred years leter, the Europeans had the land and the Africans had the Bible.

+1 or -1 star.

“Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state”

I'm pretty sure this is a great comment, but let me sleep on it.

Nobody can complain the food was messed with, nobody can complain the server did anything illegal or abusive.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

Here’s me a brown woman who married a white guy and I just can’t wait for the future. With interracial relationships on the rise, these fuckers just might get their greatest wish of all of America with the same skin tone, it just might be a few shades darker than they counted on.

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

Theres something incredibly hilarious about the lack of self-awareness in an ultra-nationalist making a horrible comparison in an attempt to warn about ultra-nationalism.

Curt Schilling: living proof that when you put your foot in your mouth and shoot your mouth off, you wind up shooting yourself in the foot.

It took me a solid 3 minutes to understand the point of the Cecil meme. I think understanding it any faster would be an indictment on my intelligence.

The doctor must have had a lot of trouble treating Curt’s mouth cancer, what with his foot constantly being in the way.

The math may not be staggering quite yet, but it looks like it’s had a few.

So this guys solution to the problem of mixing booze with pills is to combine uppers and downers? Sounds like he really learned his lesson.