Pictured: Tasteful palette as defined by Rex Ryan.

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

Dunno, it seems like a pretty good position to me. Refusing to take orders from a remora piece of shit like Dana White is the right move, every time.

Within hours of the trade deadline, the Heat had made three trades that remade much of the lineup Let’s Remember Some Guys: Kevin Willis and Bimbo Coles, to Golden State for Tim Hardaway and Chris Gatling, Kevin Gamble and Billy Owens, to Sacramento for Walt Williams and Tyrone Corbin, and Terrence Rencher to Phoenix…

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Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

I wonder if there was something wrong with me because (Aidan Turner’s chest aside) the mining bits are the most interesting part for me. I don’t care about the romance or the family drama. Gimme my mining business melodrama.

The headline in the NY Post would read “Van Veen Vexes Vogue Vamp”

Classic Robert Horry. Demoralizing people in the last 5 seconds of things he’s only moderately good at.

Come on, man, that’s unfair. Anyone who’s read “Watchmen” knows how super-faithful Snyder was when he turned Silk Spectre and Night Owl into Neo and Trinity in their fight scenes..

This demonstrates the long lasting legal and social decay that is a result of a cynical, racist Republican president. We are still paying for Nixon’s evil (plus what has been piled on by every subsequent president for their own purposes) and it is irreversible.

Laugh all you want but it comes straight from his heart.

It’s weird for one guy to have scruff AND a beard at the same time. Must take a lot of work.

Her lips, soft like nanobubbles...

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

This is not one of the more sought-after Madeira wines.

At a certain point, that hat will fall no further.

“Please feel free to expand.”

David Muir belonged to Maureen Green before he belonged to ANY of us. ;-)