So was Jonson a ‘nobleman,” was Kyd, was Marlowe? You and your like minded idiots seem to think that simply because Shakespeare was the pre-eminant playwright, he could not have possible been the author of his plays, yet almost every other major playwright of that era was no higher than the origin of Shakespeare.…

Stop, and put yourself to bed. What are these facts you speak of? And yes, I’m sure you can marshall the same ridiculous, tired nonsense that have been trotted out to attempt to prove Shakespeare was an aristocrat. We should obviously forget the fact that every other important Elizabethan playwright was nothing of the…

Ophelia? Hamlet? Cordelia? Lear? Olivia?

Nothing. You have been saved 59:59. Perhaps, in some idyllic future, full of green energy and greener fields full of people, we can stop using “great” when we mean “decent, entertaining, or enjoyable.”

I’m not saying he is stupid, but neither will I attest to his intelligence, yet I’m certain we have all put ourselves in situations against our better judgements. I will give him a benefit of emotional character and depth. His fight with her was after a relationship, and those always make people crazy in one way or…

That is not at all what that means, and you miss the point. You don’t necessarily get rid of racism just because a policeman is a minority, even black, because the racism is institutionalized. It’s not like anyone says white people don’t fear cops only because cops are white. Likewise, the presence of several black…

Well, he seems pretty confident he will be justified.

This is the part where we should probably acknowledge that it might be a bit uncomfortable and difficult for a black man to be calling the police, especially in a domestic situation with his white girlfriend.

“If Evita could be transformed into a Madonna”... this guy is a prophet.

Maybe not, I don’t know; I just meant to offer an interpretation of what I thought the guy meant.

“Only friend, total loser: already, this feels like a pretty dramatic rewriting of Virginia Woolf’s Chloe and Olivia. For we see here that, while their relationship may demand a metaphorical—and often literal—room of its own,” What is this?

I think he means that he referred to himself as a male and other people took offense. Hence, you can define yourself as whatever, but he also gets to define himself as male. I can see how that would be irritating, as adults, to be lectured on the proper recital of nomenclature. It certainly cannot be called a…

Not only that, think of how many minorities in this country would easily slide into the conservative side if it weren’t for the Republicans still winking at nodding at so many of the white racists in this country. Personally, I’d wager most people naturally incline toward some sort of conservatism.

“Ahh, yes. Herein lies the key: fully and flagrantly objectify your wife. Imagine her as a faceless orifice, a sex doll to be used in your Christian ejaculatory efforts. She started it, after all.” I’m still laughing at and admiring these three wonderful sentences.

I’d wager a huge percentage of those athletes would never even get into those universities without the sports, and I mean they wouldn’t come close to qualifying academically. It’s a noble sentiment to say that education can unlock future success for them, but they are in no position to exploit that. Forgetting even…

Exactly why we aren’t sticking you at QB.

It is also art that needs to be mocked and laughed at.

Well and the nobles would ransom each other. They still generally slaughtered the peasants they captured.

So, you’re a Donald Trump fan?

This is brilliant. You opened my eyes to the fact that Drew Magary is a far more articulate Homer Simpson. No wonder I like him so much.