But since you are someone who evidently loves to speak in absolutes and hyperbole, fuck you for being an idiot.

Really? No way? Because the rest of the Rachel Dolezal story happens everyday.

“Something has happened” that most utterly meaning words to type. Paint it however you want, you are still saying you hope a child has been abused. I’d much rather hope this lying nutcase fabricated another story and the child never suffered the horrors of abuse.

You hope the allegations are true? Really? You hope a child was actually abused? That’s messed up.

Because black people have some magical ability to always parse the truth of the matter? Is that it? They are magical truth creatures?

“I’m saying is: I’m very good at telling if someone is black or has a black parent and this woman does not look black to me.” -hahaha, this has to be the dumbest sentences I’ll read on the gawker sites today.

Although I might argue that what keeps it from being a “hot take” is that the language is mellow: “I’d posit” admits you can reasonably disagree. A true hot take needs a does of hyperbole.

So I’m not supposed to watch this?

I might have to go back to bed, because how does the day get better after this?

Can we call him ‘the paradox’ from now on?

Is it really that hard? The roles never goes unfulfilled.

Except Deboer made a reasonable and clear point about the power of the two sides as shown through the market. Your response captures perfectly the mind of every idiot who stand a thought that dares to contrast with their own.

His face has outgrown his head.

One time, while visiting Florida, my dad and I decide to try out a little place that has “Chicken and latkes” in its title. We go in to this Jewish soul food place and start to peruse the various offerings. I decided that the potato pastry thing looks quite good, and when it’s time to order, I declare that I want a…

People are idiots? Like when people claim not to be able to cook, which mostly seems like a claim of being illiterate or stupendously lazy. If you can read recipe, you can cook. No one is expecting you to be Thomas Keller, but surely you can prepare something edible.

Pretty sure that Wales competes as part of Great Britain for the Olympics. However, they do get their own soccer team due to the peculiarities of the sports history in Great Britain. Wales was incorporated into England long before the Act of Union, regarding political and legal institutions, but for many reasons Welsh…

The Greeks “were openly racist” ... and let’s pause right there. While the Greeks certainly had no problem mocking people for differences, their concept of “race” was entirely different from the modern concept of race. Also, you skip over the first lines of Herodotus, in which he states his reason for writing is “in…

Will this be the most insane comment to appear on this post?

What “historical context” am I missing? Because you threw in the fairly mundane noun “inquisitors,” we are supposed to think of which of the many inquisitions? The Spanish? Portuguese? any of the numerous ones in medieval times? the office of the Catholic Church that established centuries ago and still around today?…

So, “name calling” doesn’t include “global warming inquisitors?” Of course, no surprise that someone like you lacks self-awareness.