I just have to think that, during that entire MacDonalds story, the real employees were tied up in the walk-in freezer in back.

Yeah...this is the first time I've read one of these and thought..."Is it really ALL the customer's fault?" I mean, even just reading about it I knew she clearly wanted a latte. I get it, Starbucks sucks if you're working in an independent coffee house (and actually if you dont), but come on.

I've paid my dues in coffee shops, and honestly, you get like 3 of that person a day. If they wanted to argue, I probably would have just put steamed milk in a drip coffee and sent them on their way. Otherwise, yeah, you just give them what they meant instead of what they said and move on to the next tip-generating…

I'm totally with you here here. Cafe Latte and Coffee Latte literally mean the same damn thing (I know brewed coffee and cafe latte are made differently, doesn't change the fact that it's the same word), the person who wrote the story clearly knew what the customer meant and was being a total ass about it.

wow such sophisticated tastes

So what happened is that it was already cut in half by a professional, so, you know, obstacle dodged right there. What I did in this situation is that I opened up a small thing of peanut butter — basic lid peeling type deal. Then instead of putting it on my eyelids like mayonnaise, I took something silvery and knifey…

I am amazed that the police have had the tapes for two years, yet nothing seems to have happened.

13 year old me got a deep pleasure out of hate-watching it. It was on ABCFamily 3p-4p and I got out of school at 3:30. I would literally rush home so I could catch the last twenty minutes of the episode and just sit there reflecting on everything I haaaaaated about the show. Obviously I was a totally normal and super…

I know. For the love of God stop using the term hacking to refer to anything malicious at all.

You don't actually have to *hack* a Wikipedia page, you know. Anyone can edit them.

I would say defaced, but not hacked. Although, in the popular media, doing anything with computers that bad or that the reporter doesn't understand is "hacking" :-\

Clarification?

I dunno if it's really correct to say it was "hacked" since that's a thing Wikipedia lets anyone do, for the most part (and Wikipedia vandalism is super common as a result, although it usually gets fixed quick for the same reason). It's not like anyone had to circumvent protections in place by taking advantage of…

This one's good.

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

Hey Kirk, you really shouldn't be alienating all us Jews and Muslims and Hindus and other non-Christmas-celebrators out there with this "war on Christmas" stuff. Know why? Because we're the ones who have your back and are constantly reminding people that Christmas is about Christ. Casual Christian person: "Why don't…

I saw Billy on the street on the street here in NYC. Usually when I see celebrities on the street I leave them alone, but then I thought, Duh, that's Billy's THING! He would WANT me to run up and scare him on the street. So I did. I ran up to him and told him he was the best thing to happen to television and New…

the officer shows great restraint not shooting the kid for filming in portrait mode. Such valor.

I will probably pull that art off or chew it off from my nails by next day.... but looks good.