While I can see you trying to turn this into a respectful, non-objectifying thing- and fair enough for trying- how do you know she's "wife material" based on her looks alone? Wouldn't you need to, uh, know what she's actually like? As a person?

I didn't know that wanting to bang a girl and wanting to make a girl your wife were mutually exclusive. Guess I messed up when I married a girl I want to bang :-/

"So, if you were in Tokyo and flipping the channels, you'd see people bowing their heads in prayer on, well, pretty much every channel. As noted by 2ch, it looked something like this:"

I know I feel miffed when Cartoon Network doesn't air the Olympic games or report on presidential elections. They're so insensitive!

Well, other than having a good anime lineup. But, you know, it's not like they're always interrupting cool anime! Sometimes the stuff that's playing on TV Tokyo during important events is utter tripe.

regarding the 2010 olympics, let's not forget that his official website also listed that he'd won "platinum" instead of silver....his ability to find new ways to troll is almost as impressive as his skating.