Shit, no one tell Ellie Shechet about kinder kaffee, if steamed milk gets her so worked up.

Strongly disagree.

Shame that a talented director was constrained by studio execs (I have no insider knowledge but I love taking a side on random issues!) but enough, Hollywood- no. more. reboots. We get it, the Fantastic 4 are 4 people with superpowers. Spiderman is kind of like a spider. Batman’s parents are dead. Show us some of…

Ugh, Brian, you are not a good actor :( And he couldn’t even smuggle Erin into a background scene dressed as a Texas housewife!

This is worth getting a nice blank card with a beautiful cover, writing FUCK YOU inside, and sending a (voided) check made out to “Haha no” for “$0” signed “don’t call me, assholes”

Isn’t a panini press just a small contact grill? I guess it’s good marketing copy, making a 2-in-one seem like a 3-in-one...

Isn’t a panini press just a small contact grill? I guess it’s good marketing copy, making a 2-in-one seem like a…

And yet Orange Mocha (or Valencia Mocha, whatever) remains a distant, fond memory... how is that fair?

I thought I was being trolled because I could not see it as anything other than white and gold- even when I adjusted my contrast, angled it, saw "color corrected" versions that looked more like photoshop, it still looked like white and gold photographed under a bluish fluorescent light. At most I could see a baby…

Pfft, this is worth a carrot cake cupcake the size of your head, at least.

I thought it might be a language thing, like she's foreign and translating it more formally, but no! I checked her blog and she lives in California!

That's pretty normal, for bloggers. What creeps me out is that he apparently calls his parents "father and mother"- is he a wee Dickensian child?

NGL, I've been thinking of getting a FitBit for a while but what pushed me over the edge is the new Tory Burch bracelet accessory for it... so, I guess, this is for idiots like me?

I really wanted to like Rick and Morty, but I could barely even finish the pilot because Rick's slurping was so aggravating. Is that something they tone down in later episodes, or does it stay as one of the things that makes him so memorable?

It might be a Silverberg story with similar themes, but I think he's actually talking about Thomas N. Scortia's "The Weariest River". Hope that helps!

Divergent: In a world where everyone has one personality trait, one girl dares to have more than one personality trait!

Well, I for one love my giant Android phone because my old iPhone made typing with my fat lady fingers really hard, and the tiny screen overtaxed my crappy lady eyes.

Also it would be great if all the Salem witches in NO are chasing after these pretty white girls looking for their new leaders, totally neglecting/using Queenie and Nan, and one of them ends up being the most powerful of all. But again, that would require the writers to be self-aware and we've seen no evidence of…

I know it's set up pretty clearly for Zoe to be the new Supreme, but it would make so much more sense for Queenie to be it! I mean right as they're ready to go to war against the voodoo coven, she's from a bloodline that would UNITE the two (or maybe she'll just switch sides and kill the whole Salem side), her…