Shit, no one tell Ellie Shechet about kinder kaffee, if steamed milk gets her so worked up.

Strongly disagree.

Ugh, Brian, you are not a good actor :( And he couldn’t even smuggle Erin into a background scene dressed as a Texas housewife!

This is worth getting a nice blank card with a beautiful cover, writing FUCK YOU inside, and sending a (voided) check made out to “Haha no” for “$0” signed “don’t call me, assholes”

Isn’t a panini press just a small contact grill? I guess it’s good marketing copy, making a 2-in-one seem like a 3-in-one...

Isn’t a panini press just a small contact grill? I guess it’s good marketing copy, making a 2-in-one seem like a…

And yet Orange Mocha (or Valencia Mocha, whatever) remains a distant, fond memory... how is that fair?

Pfft, this is worth a carrot cake cupcake the size of your head, at least.

NGL, I've been thinking of getting a FitBit for a while but what pushed me over the edge is the new Tory Burch bracelet accessory for it... so, I guess, this is for idiots like me?

Well, I for one love my giant Android phone because my old iPhone made typing with my fat lady fingers really hard, and the tiny screen overtaxed my crappy lady eyes.

Also it would be great if all the Salem witches in NO are chasing after these pretty white girls looking for their new leaders, totally neglecting/using Queenie and Nan, and one of them ends up being the most powerful of all. But again, that would require the writers to be self-aware and we've seen no evidence of…

I know it's set up pretty clearly for Zoe to be the new Supreme, but it would make so much more sense for Queenie to be it! I mean right as they're ready to go to war against the voodoo coven, she's from a bloodline that would UNITE the two (or maybe she'll just switch sides and kill the whole Salem side), her…