Still would have kicked it's ass...

MLS has the best stadium atmosphere of any league in the US, and it's not even close. No one is priced out, everyone is there to have fun, enjoy the game day experience, and it's family friendly. I'm not watching random MLS games on TV yet, but I'm a Red Bulls season ticket holder and I go to every home game (Ok, not…

Bubba Ho Tep

I can't believe I forgot about that scene. One of my favorite episodes. Now I'm going to go throw out all these onions that I've cut up for no reason at all.

All of the reviews above with 15 Bambi's moms can be replaced with a rating of .5 Seymours.

He was crashing from Brain & Nerve Tonic.

Like I said, wildly incompetent.

5th Element. Should I feel guilty? Is it because I liked The Three Stooges?

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE.

His offseason workouts with Wesley Snipes are really starting to pay dividends.

But Soviet society had a huge racial component to it - Gypsies, Jews, Muslims, Indigenous peoples...an appallingly large number of them ended up in the gulag (or worse) simply because of their ethnic heritage. It was even difficult to advance in Soviet society if you had certain 'impurities' in your heritage.

Geeze, I never knew that. HERE's an article to that effect.

Did anyone *love* Avatar? I know it was wildly successful (even accounting for inflated ticket prices and such) but I also feel like everyone moved on pretty quickly. I couldn't tell you a single quote from that movie, and I am honestly not sure I know anyone who saw it more than once.

"Play it again, Sam."

I know you said fictional but it's gotta get a shout out. We really did get people to the fucking moon — and BACK.

I see some great entries here... but how many of the others come possessed with demonic forces?

Contest over.

Dude. It's happening.