What's funny...before reading the studies about traffic flow, I used to believe that the late mergers were "cheaters" who wanted to cut the line and didn't prepare for what was coming. On the other hand, anyone who tries to enforce the rules by intentionally blocking people is kind of a jerk. Nobody appointed them…

> Tony Romo throws out back

If the Atlanta Braves stop trying to scam the public out of huge sums of money we will stop publishing articles about the Atlanta Braves trying to scam the public out of huge sums of money.

Of all mouth-destroying foods, Cap'n Crunch is by far the most mouth-destroyingest.

This is how they draw the groups for the World Cup, save for the small exceptions Barry wrote about, you can't wind up in a group with any team in your pot and you are guaranteed to be grouped with 1 nation from every other pot. That the US is in the pot with the rest of CONCACAF and Asia means there's a pretty good…

Aurune: I found a copy of the article.

I remember when Patriots fans called Saints fans "sore losers" for complaining about a no call...............

Maybe it was a makeup call for the last time the Patriots were driving for a game winning score and the refs decided to swallow the whistle.

Falconry. I don't even think they let you shop for a Falconer's glove without a III after your name.

My cousin Dwayne had a thing he called "the marathon" when we were on tour in Tony! Toni! Toné!. It was a speedball, followed by a Solo cup of Courvoisier, then two laps around whatever venue we were at. We repeated until one of us threw up. Whoever puked first had to buy breakfast for Ed Lover.

Your younger self was wrong about one thing, Drew. Doughboy is an awesome nickname.

Unreleased video of the graduation party:

I have had sex with women that were bigger than Trindon Holiday.

The hamsters should be fat again... the skinny ones have that douchebag (bieber) personality that most people hate, at least when they were fat they loved to dance so you can't say they had an unhealthy lifestyle

I mean, what else are you going to do with a million bucks?

Soft Eli, warm Eli, little ball of fur,

You've also just explained the Cubs fans outside of Chicago (leaving aside those who've moved elsewhere to die). Having WGN-AM blasting them over half the continent when there were basically no teams west of the Mississippi had something to do with that.

Honourable mention should go to ALFI for posting the .gif on #oppo, 16 days ago.

Greg, just an aside, but you do a great job with these columns. Just giving praise where it is due. Keep up the great work.