If they aren’t, they effing should be.

I’m clapping so hard. Sadly this will go unoticed, but from what I understand of Life (buddy of a buddy, etc) this is spot on!

Earlier today, Life U v Alabama, some poor Alabama kid got ktfo on the opening kick off. Super scary because he went up in the air and got clipped. Basically landed head first. The response protocol was pretty atrocious.

I sure hope so. The Qatar cup is just too much. If they do nothing then what does supporting the cup say about you? Oddly enough, the USWNT is set up perfectly to make a stand for the ages. Between the field turf, Sepp’s utter disregard for them, and the human rights abuses of qatar and Russia they could really effect…

This is the best thing, really. If nothing changes then this gives UEFA, CONCACAF, and CONMEBOL just the excuse they need to walk away from FIFA. This really is disgraceful if nothing meaningful happens change-wise with the big boy federations after such a farce of an election. Somewhere, Edwin Edwards must be…

Prince Ali just conceded. This might be the best thing because now UEFA, CONCACAF, and CONMEBOL can just walk away and tell FIFA to have fun hosting the World Cup without the big dogs. Good. This is the beginning of the end, I think.

The Longest Pitch?

Somewhere, Kamerion Wimbley is shaking his head....

Shaw was good at soccer growing up. No doubt. His form on that header was textbook. Look at him rear his neck back in anticipation. Just awesome.

Yes, yes, but can the octopus hotel pleasure a woman?

You guys are doing solid work. I see no other major outlet with as many consistent stories on this cluster as Deadspin. Good stuff!

Your governor is so fat you don’t legislate with him, you legislate amongst him.

Homer: Shouldn’t you be in school, boy?Bart: Shouldn’t you be at work, dad?Homer: Toucher, son, toucher.

If ever you had a doubt about what the suits at showtime/hbo/espn think about serial abusers, well, here you go. They have a chance to make a stand and instead they side with the abuser. Way to go guys! Might as well tweet, “if you make us money it’s all good. Seriously.”

My fave quote from that piece was, “my friend, water is for fish.”

I love this reporting. E:60 went and reported on the slums. Maybe a vice bro can go undercover and be an actual migrant worker. Document the whole process. That would be something.

Pfft. All Love had to say after was, “pop it, Tommy! Pop it!” And he would have finished the game.

Worth noting: Stephen A. Can tweet victim shaming tweets and its nbd but when Simmons speaks up about the nfl he gets suspended. Seems legit.

Right? The headlines practically write themselves and these guys want to unionize? Pfft.

Damon Wayans in “This Ol Box” is one of my fave sketches. The pickle juice, the voice. It was all solid. Plus, in my tiny home, I like telling my guests they’ll be staying in the “West Wing of the Estate”. People rarely get the joke which makes me sad.