If they aren’t, they effing should be.

He did hire Syrio for her, though. So there’s that.

You just know, after tonight, D&D are holed up somewhere grinning ear to ear knowing they absolutely destroyed everyone’s face tonight. Holy cow.

I’m clapping so hard. Sadly this will go unoticed, but from what I understand of Life (buddy of a buddy, etc) this is spot on!

Earlier today, Life U v Alabama, some poor Alabama kid got ktfo on the opening kick off. Super scary because he went up in the air and got clipped. Basically landed head first. The response protocol was pretty atrocious.

I sure hope so. The Qatar cup is just too much. If they do nothing then what does supporting the cup say about you? Oddly enough, the USWNT is set up perfectly to make a stand for the ages. Between the field turf, Sepp’s utter disregard for them, and the human rights abuses of qatar and Russia they could really effect…

This is the best thing, really. If nothing changes then this gives UEFA, CONCACAF, and CONMEBOL just the excuse they need to walk away from FIFA. This really is disgraceful if nothing meaningful happens change-wise with the big boy federations after such a farce of an election. Somewhere, Edwin Edwards must be…

Prince Ali just conceded. This might be the best thing because now UEFA, CONCACAF, and CONMEBOL can just walk away and tell FIFA to have fun hosting the World Cup without the big dogs. Good. This is the beginning of the end, I think.

The Longest Pitch?

Somewhere, Kamerion Wimbley is shaking his head....

Re: Them rushing it a bit.

Shaw was good at soccer growing up. No doubt. His form on that header was textbook. Look at him rear his neck back in anticipation. Just awesome.

Yes, yes, but can the octopus hotel pleasure a woman?

You guys are doing solid work. I see no other major outlet with as many consistent stories on this cluster as Deadspin. Good stuff!

This is pretty much how you have to roll in Buenos Aires. You get home from work, pass out for a bit, then get up and go eat dinner at like 10 P.M. They have something figured out down there I guess.

Your governor is so fat you don’t legislate with him, you legislate amongst him.

Homer: Shouldn’t you be in school, boy?Bart: Shouldn’t you be at work, dad?Homer: Toucher, son, toucher.

Carla is also the owner of the super awesome dance moves on the Southwest Airlines weddings commercial.

aaaand just like that all those Diff Eq nightmares have come roaring back. Great article!

If ever you had a doubt about what the suits at showtime/hbo/espn think about serial abusers, well, here you go. They have a chance to make a stand and instead they side with the abuser. Way to go guys! Might as well tweet, “if you make us money it’s all good. Seriously.”