So much hate for the shirt. Not that I know for sure, but I swear his family gave it to him as a gift and he wore it for good luck and he did it despite the hate he would undoubtedly get. That’s love for your kids. Plus, there was the whole, “if a dad went on the show it would be him” angle. He didn’t just win for…

I mean, how did she even get on the show, to say nothing of making it to the final? I’m really glad Drew won. Feel like he scored one for all the dads out there who would go on tv in an ugly ass shirt that his kids probably gave him for good luck. That’s love right there, man.

And she was eating it up! Score another one for the Jersey Shore, I guess.

Am I the only one who thought Conant was hitting on the hairdresser? His eyes were practically undressing her. Was super concerned the two guys were going to backdoor Drew to try and score a date with her.

Slow Getting Up by Nate Jackson. Really awesome book about life in the NFL. The real stuff, not like what they cover on the E! channel.

I believe the quote from Nate’s book went something like this: “If you fail the annual drug test it means you are are either stupid or have a problem.” If you haven’t already, pick that book up. Such a solid read.

The people that really need to pull out like they are in 4 Lo are the sponsors. Get Sony, Budweiser, Visa, and Fox to drop their sponsorship and you can believe this will get moved. Until any of them make a stand this will go off without a hitch.

I really can't get over how the ENTIRE bid was a lie and yet all the sponsors are like, nbd. 12 stadiums? Nah lets go with 8. Impossible AC tech? Pfft, come on now. Summer schedule like literally every since Cup since its inception? Well, its the desert and, again, you should have known better. Countless lives lost…

First and only super car I've ever ridden in was a 2000 yellow 550...in 2000. The smell, the shifter clicking, the ferocity of the acceleration, it was all super awesome. The only thought that kept going through my mind was, "Well, I get it now". Would love to own one like this someday.

Bill Clinton. Not even close. People would always say, "o he remembered me from such and such" and I always thought it was bullshit. Then I seent it with my own eyes. Dude remembered a low level staffer from back in his Arkansas days and asked him something about his gf at the time whom he mentioned BY NAME.

If these guys didn't have spotters on the course it would take them an eternity to find their dribblers through the fairway to say nothing of their shanks. I'm talking inches into the rough and you might as well have hit it into the Pacific. Id love to know how they get the grass to be that green and that thick yet…

Go play that course. Seriously. The rough is so thick you lose balls that trickle through the fairway. Don't blame him at all here. After my round, it felt like i had tried to make it through xhamsters back catalog for the prior four hours.

Well, at least we know where they got their "No More" inspiration from...

How's this for perspective:

It's basically why being a football fan is such a shitty proposition. You have the best rb in the league. You have one yard to gain. Nah, I'll use the third year qb to throw a shitty pass instead.

I had a white one, parked out front of a baller-style crib with the caption "ahh, the simple life..." below it. Love this car. Love this poster.

why can't the I-team put Sepp on the Lolita Express? Or clubbing baby seals? Or murdering baby Gibbons to make chop sticks? Keep up the work you guys. You'll get em. I have faith.

somebody get the crew from the Taiwanese News animations on this, pronto!!

Ok, fess up. Who submitted something thinking, "Hey, if this gets published on Deadspin she'll know how much thought I put into it, how much her response broke my heart, and maybe now she'll take me up on that cup of coffee?"

Remember how last week everyone was making fun of the bodybuilders for arguing about how many days a week contains? This is exactly like that.