I’d rather watch a big pound the ball with his back to the basket for 22 seconds than watch James Harden’s bullshit.

The family is threatening to move the funeral to San Antonio.

Who Dead!

How I was at 16 would probably be a whole lot different if someone had shot up my high school and killed a bunch of my friends. Don’t be dense.

(Misses, hits wall below mirror)

Shaq: “Also put cheese around and inside everything.”

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

Last Thursday I tweeted, “Mr. President, don’t forget Rex Tillerson called you a fucking moron.” Results!

He lost me at we didnt evolve. Im almost curious to read the batshit extreme love, but I am slacking at work and will not waste that time on such nonsense.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

It’s a Hyperbole Truther!

Didn’t they lose?

So your position here is that an article that suggests an ongoing argument about Harden versus Westbrook is actually about the soul of basketball is just a harmless comparison of two players?

Live music is great when I pay a ticket and go to a concert. Live music sucks when I’m going to a bar and am standing around.

New Orleans also smells like someone left the cover off of every manhole that has ever been constructed in human history. So there’s that.

What about Archie Manning?

“I’ve heard plenty of fluent Caucasians speak Spanish before - but none with the ease and fluidity he had.”

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.