“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

Don’t take this the wrong way, but your wife sounds difficult.

Who are these elite soccer stars hiding under football pads? And if there is no football, why would you expect the talent to funnel towards soccer and not basketball, baseball, and track and field?

Also, the same number as his rape charges.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

Well, of course there are going to be problems when Apple tries to use windows.

Possibly the two most boring favorite actors of all time there, bud. Plus Gary Oldman likes to beat his wives up.

You either retire a teen, or work long enough to see yourself become a MILF.

You got to be bold.

Counterpoint. He is butt.

If that happens, Harrison Ford is going to crash his plane into your house.

For all intents and purposes,

Spoiler Alert: The show sucks donkey dick nowadays.

what

They believe the mountains on the edge of the flat Earth are guarded by the military.

RIP Geno

Still angry that the Pats choked?

Your take is bad and you should feel bad.

Why is this an issue to you? How is it any different than how your local tv and radio stations cover your home professional sports teams? Lebron is the best player in the NBA but he doesn’t lead the sports coverage here because he doesn’t play for our home team. The eagles won the super bowl but are radio stations…

Do you think their parts are on opposite sides because they look at each other instead of mirrors when they do their hair?