Spoiler Alert: In Last Jedi, we learn that Luke’s missing hand is the father of Rey and Lando’s butthole is the mother.

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

This comment is absolutely bizarre, and WAY creepier than the comment you responded to.

Well, like I think Erin was getting at, the “driving too fast for conditions” is kind of a tautology for police. You were driving along under the speed limit, and didn’t crash? Driving an appropriate speed for conditions. You were driving along under the speed limit, but did crash? Logically you were driving too fast…

I don’t even think they can know what’s going to be displayed. Even if they do a thorough check today, the ads being served up tomorrow (or even an hour from now) are completely different.

How noble of you.

If that happens, the Garappolo takes will be enough to heat New England through the next half-dozen Polar Vortices.

Brother, any right thinking Pats fan - like you and me - should honor the memory of Jacksonville’s finest citizen, pater patriae Jason Mendoza, and just accept that this may not be our year, but, rather, the year of what is easily one of Northeastern Florida’s Top 10 Swamp Cities

NO ONE CARES!

How I’ve felt all day as a Pats fan.

I would consider auto play videos, and popups that make you wait 5 seconds before a page load are good examples of obnoxious.

My unscientific method shows Gizmodo takes about 5 seconds to load with my adblocker off. With it on it is around a second.

if you guys ever adjust your ads to be less batshit crazy obnoxious, please write an article alerting us. until then you will remain adblocked.

I disagree. He’s a loathsome individual but a justice system built on vengeance is no justice system at all.

That would be interesting, then NE would sign like 5 QB’s and then have them convert to play in the secondary or as wideouts or whatnot.

No, he gets sent to the pound.

No offense, but I hope the Jaguars Defense, Fournette, and Blake Bortles (lol) beat the Pats so bad that you cry and pee.

So what you like about Romo is he helped you realize how much you love Tom Brady?

Did you not get the joke? See, it’s funny because you may have been expecting a more family friendly name that didn’t allude to interesting fucking, but then I wrote the word kink, which let’s be honest, was a little tricky on my part and for that I apologize. I enjoy our talks

1991 may have been the peak year for legitimately insane and bloodthirsty defenders