I only had 3 minutes to write that. I didn’t have time for politics where it’s meritocracy for thee but not for me.

see also: 3/4 of the entire main cast of HBO’s Girls.

I’m glad the rest of American society doesn’t work this way. Now excuse me while I listen to music by Alan Thicke’s son, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter, and Loudon Wainwright III’s son and then watch a movie with Rocky Johnson’s son or maybe one with Robert Pine’s son, Patty Duke’s son or Goldie Hawn’s daughter. Or maybe…

My favorite part of this story is the part where I can’t read it because GMG uses ad networks that pop up shit like this that won’t let you navigate off the page or get rid of the pop-up without totally closing the browser and starting over. It helps the reader empathize with Tonya Harding’s grit and determination.…

Of course, to read this comment, we had to scroll past an impressively inane debate about the use of the phrase “full stop.”

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

I don’t disagree. I don’t know why he got elected. He didn’t retaliate. He just protected himself.

Swear that that you are not a hockey fan and I might not call you a racist.

Always a grappling truther.

Jesus.

never ending breadsticks, it could be worse

It’s bad enough that he got ejected, but did they really have to make him go to Olive Garden?? That’s some cruel shit.

Idk but that headlock was awesome

6'3", 285 lbs.

Right in the five-head!

After all those fucking Nationwide commercials, I’d say Peyton more than had it coming.

Just in case you’re serious... it’s a real horse, trained to fall down like that when the reins are pulled like that.

Seems entirely plausible, but remember that police also said this guy punched a horse:

What was Elway doing there?

Shake my fucking head.