Yes, a new Colorado is taller and longer than my old beater 93 silverado. The only small truck left is the ridgeline, even the Tacoma is getting wide and long.

Yeah, I can only picture it as “why not just buy an F150?” huge.

agreed. I just want a little compact again, not a 2010 f150

It is quite jarring when a car is updated after a long absence to see how flipping ginormous they suddenly become. Most others are afforded the gradual transition.

You’ve never had a cat lick you? Your arm? Your hand?

I’d have to say it’s a tie between the top 784 times I’ve had sex, where each time I lasted two pumps and then ashamedly said, “Wow, I never came that fast before, you really had me turned on a LOT.”

Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

This new Radiohead song sucks.

When one couples it with wanting people from a 94% (or more) white country, yes it makes that person racist. That and all the other shit he has said and how he has acted throughout his professional life.

Man, people really get worked up about not saying goodbye around here.

Called everyone a “cunt”...didn’t yah? Yeah...they don’t like that so much round these parts 

“Bill Simmons created the platform”

Your original comment literally uses the word “created” so you kinda did say that.

Bill Simmons did not create “blogs,” my dude.

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

I’m wrong on this, I know I’m wrong on this, but I’m not entirely convinced that dinosaurs existed.

HOW CAN I BE TYPING THIS? THE WORD ‘COMPUTER’ DIDN’T EXIST UNTIL THE 1640s!

Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

It’s time to admit you’re going bald LeBron and shave your head. You’re going to have Bozo hair soon.