I’ve now seen it 3 times.... and I have to say it’s gotten worse with each viewing. I still can’t quite believe what they actually put on screen....

Just like Yoda wanted to think of himself as a cool lovable muppet and not a CGI mess.

He coulda just walked out as Vader, then takes the helmet off and smiles. That woulda really pissed Kylo off.

Switch to Sugar Free Haribo gummy bears. They’re delicious...but you’ll be leaking in a different way. Sinner

https://deadspin.com/philly-fans-are-the-new-worst-1821046429

They kind of explain it in the movie that they are just playing cat and mouse with them until they run out of fuel, but it definitely is a conceit that falls apart the more you think about it. It worked a plot device amping up the tension and slowly whittling down the resistance, but it really makes no realistic sense.

I can’t wait to read your excuses for not hiring Colin Kaepernick.

 Oh, you mean like how the Dearg Star could’ve just put a screen over the exhaust port, or jumped around Yavin to hit the moon immediately? Or like how they could’ve just thrown a rock at the Hoth base and destroy the entire planet’s surface? Or just send in TIE fighters onto Hoth? Or call in reinforcements above…

If it’s Burneko, I put $20 on him starting a sub-blog called Butt: The Adjective

Put Steve Bannon In Charge of Deadspin, Cowards 

Well, according to the 8 movies + animation canon, no one knew that a Jedi master could become a Force ghost until Qui-Gon mastered it.

So...is this you putting your name in for editor? Cause you’ve got my vote.

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

Everything anyone does with the Force is an impossibility invented by the writers to make their script work. Manipulating an inanimate object from across the room was an impossibility until someone decided to have it happen in Empire Strikes Back.

Won’t somebody PLEEEAAASE think of the CANON!!!

Kotor 1 and 2 are canon. TOR is not.

So I’m guessing you’ve never played KOTOR II. Or that you ranted about how it, too, was being unfaithful to the mythos.

I cannot wrap my head around my someone would want to live on a gravel road rather than a paved road (which appears to be what the Ferentzes are most pissy about). Gravel roads suuuuuuck. They’re dirty and rough and full of ruts. They develop deep potholes in the same places over and over. They’re murder on your car.…

Increased traffic from stalkers and gawkers is probably why Craggs decided to post the Hogan video.