I believe it’s actually explicitly illegal for an employer to ask that.

But they let a pregnant Tony Siragusa patrol the sidelines for like what, ten years?

He then explained that their medical plan covers “boob and vajayjay cancer.”

No one plans to get “knocked up.” You’re either making a conscious attempt to get pregnant, or someone knocked you up.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Lee Dragna = Anal Greed

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

The Vikings/Packers game in week 15 is looking pretty sweet right now.

Oh fuck me. Yes, we are required to. I don’t, because I don’t care enough about the job to try to convince you to get a card. I’m the bad boy of the store, which is to say I’m a milquetoast weenie trying to keep you happy and our conversation light.

“It’s good to be in the kitchen. The kitchen’s in Pittsburgh, PA, this week.”

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

Trump: /gets confirmation that it was, in fact, at least 7,000 Big Macs ago

Laughing directly at people for consumer behavior is a sign of psychopathy. i am caring and empathetic.

The SmegMachine!

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

How pissed do you get when people like me just sort of shamble around aimlessly in there?

How hard is it to fight the urge to laugh directly at the people as they purchase some of this overpriced nonsense?

Working on it