Dude, you’re making this out to be some dating show gone awry:

Pretty easy to break this play book down; Betting pool amongst the players. You’re welcome.

That’s what I don’t understand about this stuff. Not only are these acts repugnant, wrong and immoral.... They’ve got to be wildly ineffective too.

Heath Evens is a vampire. Fact. Notice his teeth next time you happen to see him talking.

“How do I get this woman I work with to have sex with me? I know, I’ll send her a video of me jacking it. That’ll do the trick.”

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Bleeding Green today has commenters digging out medical text books. No joke.

Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

As much as I love to see Eagles fans writhe in agony, this is an actual tragedy. All the fun and good quarterbacks get injured while TB lathers himself in virgin blood and increases his lifespan another 10 years.

If he was really NORTH DAKOTA TOUGH hed be out there jeopardizing his career

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

Why Your Knee Sucks

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Hey, that homeless man has a name.

That second false start call was kind of iffy.

Trump sees score, decommissions the Navy.