Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

Every time Duke loses an angel in heaven has a cookie.

Snow in New Orleans and deadspin lauding a Boston team openly? Surely we are approaching the end times!

It’s “Put a little boogie in it,” there, sport.

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

Wow. If you’ve lost Rom Romberts, you’ve lost America.

I’m honestly surprised that this is the first batch where I can recall seeing “as an amateur bodybuilder...” in a letter.

your all ass holes!!!!!@!

Sir there is no place for cursing on media reports. Yes you have freedom of speech however if you can’t get you point across without cursing then it’s a sad day for journalism.

Two rich white dudes who don’t have to work instead choose to spend their time arguing over who gets another million.

Since you are one of the Deadspin Idiots that taste-tested, then ranked, chain pizzas, which is it: the best (according, somehow, to your rankings) or trash? It can’t be both.

And those statues are part of history.

I don’t understand the fuss. Everyone they hire is a Brown.

Look at this asshole.

I wish I lived in a parallel universe where it was Barstool Sports that unleashed the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

This poor snowflake just needs a safe space where he can call 16 year olds hot on the Internet. Is that too much to ask?!?

Disagree with what? Michigan doesn’t have the death penalty so its a moot point. I seriously doubt any here gives a shit about his life and he’ll die in prison before he’s even eligible for release.

I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hai Rich.

Yeah, what’s with all the nuance in this article? That’s not what I visit Jezebel for!

Good for her!