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Poor Old Edgar Derby
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crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the

“Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.”

I don’t know what you’ve been yanking on, buddy, but horses don’t have udders.

Valid points. But what if they were free?

I live in New York, I am a consumer and lover of New York pizza but people around here are very elitist about their pizza.

This seems innocuous and I’m sure people assume there’s plenty of time to fully recover from a sprained ankle before the season starts, but I sprained my ankle pretty bad once during baseball practice when I was in high school and now I’m old and fat and I drink too much and hate my job and have this overwhelming

You’re lucky. I have super-fine, straight hair that becomes greasy and clumps together if I don’t shampoo it daily. And before one of the BRO YOU DON’T REALLY NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR people chime in, I’ve done week-long camping trips and such where I actually haven’t washed it for 7 days straight, and it only becomes

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?

Hell being a Thursday Night Football game with the Dolphins vs Ravens

Fuck, now Roy Moore is going to run for Senator of Montana, too.

Are you surprised that a Steelers fan is a dickhead?

Guys on each team taken off the field for head injuries, one guy potentially paralyzed, countless flags on penalties the average viewer can’t see, more commercials than football...

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I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

“a freaky sci-fi movie in which Livingston drains Kirkland of life by pressing their foreheads together.”

Whose Disgusting Football Chin Isn’t This?

Final stats. Zero games. One steal.

Good idea.

You work for Hulu?

Ah, of the Newport Shitfuckers?