The Vikings/Packers game in week 15 is looking pretty sweet right now.

Oh fuck me. Yes, we are required to. I don’t, because I don’t care enough about the job to try to convince you to get a card. I’m the bad boy of the store, which is to say I’m a milquetoast weenie trying to keep you happy and our conversation light.

“It’s good to be in the kitchen. The kitchen’s in Pittsburgh, PA, this week.”

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

Trump: /gets confirmation that it was, in fact, at least 7,000 Big Macs ago

Chris Reeve broke his neck on a horse, but this fuckin’ guy’s probably glued to that saddle. Dammit.

As a disturbing aside, imagine what sex is like for him.

Laughing directly at people for consumer behavior is a sign of psychopathy. i am caring and empathetic.

The SmegMachine!

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

How pissed do you get when people like me just sort of shamble around aimlessly in there?

How hard is it to fight the urge to laugh directly at the people as they purchase some of this overpriced nonsense?

Working on it

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks but was that guy just short or everyone else tall? And what language was he speaking?

But Kershaw could still magically snap off some ridiculous 12-6 curveballs using those same ‘slick’ baseballs?

He got HAMMERED in one of his starts for the Rangers before his trade. When the trade came around, the Dodgers said that he’d been hit hard because he was tipping pitches and that they’d be able to fix it.

huge if true

I have nothing to add except A-Wings were my favorite ship in Rogue Squadron.